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GL, I'm Bored

jjc_7 said:
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The deal is on!
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Yay! :gogirl:

We might as well order a new bed 'cause I'm pretty sure we're going to break the one we've got! ;)
 
I think you are just trying to be nice cause you left me out earlier.

It worked. I'm in the middle!!!
 
Hahaha! That's a good one. I think I'm going to have to send that one out later.
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I've posted this one before on another thread, but I'm going to share it here...

Because there was a growing shortage of employees, a big corporation recently hired several cannibals.

"You are all part of our team now," said the HR Director during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads, no.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but nooooo, you had to go and eat someone they would miss!"
 
Cousin said:
Dead Meat...................Just wanted to say that.....no reason, is there?
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Dead Meat?
Have you been hunting?
Are you an outdoorsman?
I think outdoorsmen are hot. ;)
 
Cousin said:
LOL! I am hunting two wascally wabbits! They have been messing with my carrot!!!
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Cousin? Had I been "messing with your carrot" you wouldn't be hunting me. You'd be asking me for another night out! :D

My goodness, I can be such a slut! Who knew?
 
robertac said:
Maybe not dead meat, but...............how about fresh meat! :p

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:badgrin:
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Very good Robert! I'm always looking for a new house boy! ..|
 
So what brings you to my end of the JUB frontier? ;)
 
GL, your avatar and your title match so well...... do you charge by the hour or by the inch? :D
 
sushi_wonderland said:
GL, your avatar and your title match so well...... do you charge by the hour or by the inch? :D
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Well, on Sundays I usually have a half-off special. :mrgreen:
 
Cousin said:
^Is that because you measure by the inch on Sundays? LOL
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Oh! Someone's gonna get spanked within an "inch" of his life! :badgrin:

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