God Invented Porn

[metta]

 

[Telstra]

^ that makes the story of Adam & Eve even more stupider !!!

 

[turnandburn]

Of course god invented porn. he probably brags about it when watching it.

God - "Yea see that? Like that? All me.... I made that"

 

[80KGold]

Gay porn is fuckin' awesome!

Thank you, god!

 

[turnandburn]

I dunno...those fig leaves looked pretty tiny...

lol thats just a quote from him showing somebody else porn. But yes the fig leaves were pretty small. artists interpretation i guess, wanted to make himself look bigger than adam...

 

[hotb0d]

Who exactly does God talk to when he wants to brag?

 

[freefall]

^His angels?

And there is a porn based on this...maybe God recorded it Himself?

Warning: link opens to a video

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Deep in the archives of the Vatican there is a collection of pornography that stems back to the earliest periods of history. And I guess there are things in there that would make Elijah and Milo Peters blush.

Oh yes... God has an amazing sense of humor as well as being a prolific inventor.

 

[freefall]

^Ah yes, but it's not on Adam and Eve theme, no?

 

[greyhorse]

Hmm interesting topic - nice vid Freefall - thanks