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Before commenting, please read all of the details that God asked me to share with you:
God spoke to me and he asked me to begin a new religion. This religion is called the Church Of Congestion.
One of the first rules of the church is that it is an abomination to blow your nose. The reason being is that congestion is a natural process and to blow your nose harms this process, therefore, it is sinful.
Other details:
* We have no need for man made religious books because God speaks directly to each of his/her members of his church. This prevents errors and omissions by imperfect human beings.
* God treats everyone equally and expects its members to do the same. After all, he/she did create all of us. God appreciates all races, sexes, and sexual orientations. No one is better than another.
* Since God speaks to each member, there is no need to spend money on buildings or developing hierarchy since everyone is on the same level. Unlike other major churches, we do not beg/ask/request/demand/pressure for money.
* God has asked us to work towards protecting the children from seeing or hearing about sinful behavior. So we must work very hard to make sure that schools do not allow the blowing of the nose. Parents have a right to teach their children their beliefs and it is not up to the school to teach differently.
* We do believe that Jesus existed and he was a son of God just like we are all children of our creator. So we are a new branch of Christianity. However, we also acknowledge that man manipulated the bible throughout the centuries and it is not actually the word of God but was created as a way to control society, build power, and make money for the church.
* If you would like to join this church, just acknowledge it as so, and then God will begin to speak to you directly as well.
God spoke to me and he asked me to begin a new religion. This religion is called the Church Of Congestion.
One of the first rules of the church is that it is an abomination to blow your nose. The reason being is that congestion is a natural process and to blow your nose harms this process, therefore, it is sinful.
Other details:
* We have no need for man made religious books because God speaks directly to each of his/her members of his church. This prevents errors and omissions by imperfect human beings.
* God treats everyone equally and expects its members to do the same. After all, he/she did create all of us. God appreciates all races, sexes, and sexual orientations. No one is better than another.
* Since God speaks to each member, there is no need to spend money on buildings or developing hierarchy since everyone is on the same level. Unlike other major churches, we do not beg/ask/request/demand/pressure for money.
* God has asked us to work towards protecting the children from seeing or hearing about sinful behavior. So we must work very hard to make sure that schools do not allow the blowing of the nose. Parents have a right to teach their children their beliefs and it is not up to the school to teach differently.
* We do believe that Jesus existed and he was a son of God just like we are all children of our creator. So we are a new branch of Christianity. However, we also acknowledge that man manipulated the bible throughout the centuries and it is not actually the word of God but was created as a way to control society, build power, and make money for the church.
* If you would like to join this church, just acknowledge it as so, and then God will begin to speak to you directly as well.
He wanna one like dat! 
OY ! 
) priests naked from collar neck down 
