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Golden Shower

Nonimus said:
You have no idea how much i want to beat you right now....
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i'll take my birkrnstock and beat you around the 'nethers like i did junior jr. ya freaky bastard!
 
Nonimus said:
You any relation to Gollum? Per-chance?
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maybe? perhaps uncle guido's brother that they never found??

he ran away with the circus as young boy.. he liked crawling into the folds of fat in zelda the 600 pound woman. i don't know? comforting maybe? he said she smelled of cotton candy and bug spray!
anyhoo....never heard of him again.
i think his name was gollum??
 
elvin1 said:
Yeah sugar....Kegger and funyuns...!!!
You gonna strip for us boys?

:cowboy:
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sweetie you get me liquored up enough and i'll not only dance but I'll spin my tongue around your smelly hole!
 
JakeBequette said:
I'm feeling better now marvtha, is there any chance you'll share some wine?​
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JAKIE!:kiss:

nomipuss says he wants to beat me!:grrr:

you can have some wine if you are sure you're better!
 
elvin1 said:
OMG OMG Jakey and I just figured it out!!!!
You didn't stand a CHANCE!!!

We know who you are Marvs!!!! We figured it out!!!

:gogirl: :gogirl: :gogirl: :gogirl: :gogirl: :gogirl: :gogirl: :gogirl:
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i'm marvtha...how much you been drinking today?

or do you smoke the crack too?[-X
 
elvin1 said:
Yeah, I got your number sugar......Remember lasst night?


:p
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some of it elvis...marvtha can't remember what she did five minutes ago
i remember chickens and some mexicans i think...speakin funny anyway...not english. couldn't understand but there wasn't much need for words....... you keep that under your hat now!!!:-$

hell marvtha remember now...i went to taco bell and had a spicy chicken burrito!
 
marvtha got some bizness to take care of!
that fuckin bratty neighbor dennis has been shooting pebbles at marvtha's bedroom window with his slingshot!
since mr. wilson is away at the looney bin dennis thinks he can bother me! [-X
you don't wanna fuck with marvtha after 12 noon.....the whiskey makes me mean sometime:grrr:

marvtha gonna show him a few little tricks i learned with that slingshot.
that boys gonna be experiencing some pain he probably not used to!:spank:

elvis put putting that kegger on ice!..|
 
Marvtha, have you ever considered formal education, may help you to write better?
 
oh marvtha

you need a big strong man to take care of you good
You can be my bitch, I'll git you some crack and take you downtown to be miss hospitality on the corner of 5th & main.

I'm sure you can use a few extra $ right honey?
 
donnykabob said:
Marvtha, have you ever considered formal education, may help you to write better?
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marvtha does what she can.
this coming from someone named donnykabob...geez
add glasses and we have the unabomber![-X

i'm outtie marvtha *wave*
 
blooeyz said:
oh marvtha

you need a big strong man to take care of you good
You can be my bitch, I'll git you some crack and take you downtown to be miss hospitality on the corner of 5th & main.

I'm sure you can use a few extra $ right honey?
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yes marvtha need strong man but what she don't need is some little punk ass tryin to get me on crack and selling my wares!

crack is whack and you all gays remember that!..|

marvtha does her meds and drinks alcohol like it's my life blood but I JUST SAY NO!!!:=D:

p.s. I've been to 5th & main and am always cordial!;)
 
elvin1 said:
Yeah! It's waiting for us...It's in my trunk with the funyuns.....Are we gonna get our freak on?:sex:

BTW Jakeys isn't around...so let's go now....
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tell you what...i'm meeting up with roseanne and jackie and we're going to the lobolounge.

rosie's boss leon is gay and going to meet up with us later....maybe you guys could hook up and do some buttfuckin or something?
 
elvin1 said:
Nah, fuck that shit! It's you or nothin':p
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honey once you swing this way with marvtha you're gonna go to some places that well...maybe some therapy might be needed later!
oh and perhaps penicillin!:mad:

there's having a good time sexuals like then there's.....what the fuck!?!:confused:

just a warning;)
 
marvtha don't blame you none for turning tale and running.
mama say i should come with my own warning label!

sometime that hurt my feelings and other times i just give her a good pop in the mouth!
now that's only when i'm on the whiskey cause you never should hit your mama![-X
seriously though elvis it's better you don't get involved. marvtha have body parts not in any medical journals!:eek:
sometimes after marvtha take clothes off it becomes less about foreplay and more "20 questions"
"what does that do?"
"why is that winking at me?"
"is that supposed to be moving?"
you get idea!

marvtha hear roseanne honking in driveway....much love peoples!

have a good evening elvis!:kiss:
 
Marvtha, I would love to party with you sometime. The only requirement is that you drink tequila with me...... Have you ever done body shots.....!
 
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