Goodbye guys

[GL]

Mind you, you could do with a good probing!

Oh I agree. He needs a good probing

as if i need to be convinced...lol

Is the queue forming up?

 

[GL]

Just to be sure, who exactly is being abducted us or you?

I'll abduct you if you'd like.

Let's see if you can ignore me then!

 

[irish1]

lets practice to find out

bend over

bend over , please.

Aliens no longer have manners; too many abuctions, me thinks.

 

[MidnightPrism]

bend over , please.

Aliens no longer have manners; too many abuctions, me thinks.

Usually it's bend over BITCH, but he was in a good mood tonight

 

[GL]

I'm always up for being abducted. Just one thing do you provide food or should one bring a packed lunch?

You need not worry.

I will provide a sack lunch for all abductions.

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich, an apple and a carton of milk.

But you will have to provide your own lube.

 

[Andreus]

Is the queue forming up?

the line forms IN the

REAR?

hehehe

 

[Andreus]

Usually it's bend over BITCH, but he was in a good mood tonight

hey

at least i took the cock out of my mouth for long enough to answer

 

[GL]

Er what do we need lube for? (insert naive smiley here)

Oh my dear, sweet, naive English muffin... all will be clear soon enough.

 

[GL]

the line forms IN the

REAR?

hehehe

Aha! Very good.

hey

at least i took the cock out of my mouth for long enough to answer

All I heard was "Mmmfh mmrg mmfhuh mmffh!"

 

[GL]

As long as if I don't get it first time you keep on hammering it into me.

Rest assured I will keep hammering you until you get it all in. In fact, I'll insist on it.

 

[Andreus]

do the hokey pokey then you turn yourself around

 

[GL]

And that's what it's all about!

Hump, Hump!

 

[Andreus]

And get a blowjob for a change.

i had to read that three times

i thought it said

and get a blowjob for change

as in a few pennies...

i was wondering why the whores over there work for so cheap...lol

 

[Swellegant]

Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking & sexy people.

Thereby lowering the bar sufficiently that I will become the hottest bitch on this board!

Hooray!

 

[Andreus]

Thereby lowering the bar sufficiently that I will become the hottest bitch on this board!

Hooray!

Baby

we dont need to lower the standards for that

you are the kind of hot that never stops burning

YAY