^^ My dream is to recreate that scene for a porn someday. The shit I saw in basic training...
...lucky for you, I wrote it up years ago, and I was amazingly enough able to find it on my hard drive. Here's a more descriptive account:
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One day we were coming back from a particularly hot and sweaty PT (Physical training). We were nearing the end of our training and so we would occasionaly find ourselves with what amounted to free time, at least it seemed free to us. Also we'd been together for while and we were all super-comfortable around one another...we had spent so much time together naked that even I hardly even noticed anymore. And so this afternoon we found ourselves with a little extra snatch of time before dinner chow, and someone suggested that we all cram into the shower.
As I have mentioned, the shower only held eight guys at a time...or at least, it only had eight heads. The tiled "drying off" area was about the same size, maybe enough room to fit 16 guys in, definitely not 60. And yet, the moment the suggestion was made, everybody practically jumped out of their PT Gear and headed for the showers.
So we're all packed into this little tiny area. Already I'm thinking about dead babies. Dead babies is what I have to think about to keep my dick down. Since we're limited on time and there's a lot of bodies to go through, it has been decided the we'll sort of team up under the showerheads. It'll start off one guy for each, he'll soap up, then another guy will go in and soap up as he lathers, then the first guy will rinse off as the second guy lathers, and so on down the line.
This relieves a little of the pressure out of the waiting area as well, because in fact it will empty out pretty fast this way. And the guys that are waiting get to watch as 16 naked, soapy guys yound military studs try to manouvere around each other in a space built for 8.
Apparently it's relieved enough pressure that someone feels there's enough room...and this is only after the first wave of guys has gone in and not come out yet so the waiting room is still plenty full...to drop their towel and announce that they're dropping their towel. I never saw who it was, but someone said "What am I still wearing this for?" and hung their towel up on a peg. So everybody did.
So now we are 50 young naked sweaty guys intently watching 16 soapy guys take a shower. And everyone is watching. It's because they want to see when a showerhead comes free so they can hop in (under showerhead with a buddy!) and you know, get to chow faster. Uh huh. If only someone had had the balls to say, "Lets all jerk each other off." Meanwhile I am digging my fingernail nonchalantly into my thigh to keep my dick down. Suddenly it's my turn to go in.
The guy I'm sharing a head with turns out to be my bunkmate. Now in the photos I have of him he looks like a little kid practically, but in reality he's a tough little guy from boston. He has an adorable Boston accent, and the most perfect little ass you've ever seen. He also has, for being such a little guy, one of the longest dicks in the flight, and the only one that is uncircumcised. Behind us, I will never forget, is Chuck, who also has one of the nicest asses I have ever seen. Both are round, smoothy, creamy white muscular bubble butts of the type that you could just drop everything and worship. I can't remember who all else was in there at the time but those two I will never forget.
Then I look up and see the rest of the flight intently watching us shower, like we're the hottest naked revue ever put on stage. I wonder who else in that bunch was desperately trying to keep their dicks down.
I could have stayed in there for another half-hour of course, but we were all in a hurry, so I had to do my soapy dance, and when I was rinsed off there was another waiting to replace me. There was no room to dry off in the waiting area, but as I made my way out through the naked flesh someone said, "y'all be careful, I don't want no dicks touchin' me." Easier said than done, as everyone was packed in so tight it would have been almost impossible to avoid. Unfotrtunately I did avoid it...or perhaps fortunately, because my instant erection would have been a dead giveaway.
The memory of this scene which I've just shared has caused me to jerk off many times over the years...pretty much any time I think of it really. How many of the other guys that were there have similar memories? How many of them straight guys that revist that day but don't know why. What I can't get over is the eagerness of the guys to get naked, it was like they were handing out money in the shower. Everyone wanted to be in there together. Everybody watched their buddies in the shower. It was like gettting a free pass to be naked with your best bro, and everyone jumped on it.
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If I ever get alzheimers, I swear that will be the very last memory on my head. I'll forget my own name first!