Got fucked first time...

[madda14]

he sucked my asshole, lubed me, fingered, also took a vid of the action, anyway my top pounded me very hard, then he pulled out for 5 seconds for my hole to take a break, feels weird but my hole was kinda "breathing", opening and closing then i let out some gas....is this normal ?

 

[RationalLunacy]

Next time, have a balloon handy.

 

[Wajdan]

It is perfectly normal to pass some gass, especially if you are inexperienced.

 

[rareboy]

Speak, oh toothless one.

 

[swerve]

You had the presence of mind to take a video of your first time???

I'm impressed...

 

[gaypiper]

It's sort of like the old joke: What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man's ass?

A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

 

[TheTalkingAsshole]

I dunno, I looked at your other posts, and this doesn't seem like your first time. I'm calling b.s. on this (you?)

 

[rareboy]

^ Do you think?

I mean, it reads like the post of a drunk 17 year old.

 

[Shepherd 2]

 

[sexsomniac]

I dunno, I looked at your other posts, and this doesn't seem like your first time. I'm calling b.s. on this (you?)

May b first time for that day

 

[80KGold]

It is perfectly normal to pass some guys...

Damn! Now that's a w i d e asshole!

 

[hotdog1846]

well.... at least his asshole is only breathing.... not talking

one wonders what an asshole has to say.

Something about how warm, dank and smelly it is down there? Or perhaps how it hates Charmin and would rather have Northern? Possibly a comparative analysis of the collective works of Goethe and Neitzsche?

Maybe just "thffhthpppthhhtttt!"