Guess it had to happen sooner or later. My dad caught me phone sexing.

[Sunshine]

I was on the phone with my boyfriend and ...you know..things happened and we were doing the phonesex thing because we couldn't see each other all last week. So we're like...almost about to climax and my fucking dad picks up the other line and was like "HULLO!?" and some dialing and i'm all "AHHH! GO AWAY YOU DICK!"


T________________T so effing awkward.


Not only am I super embarrassed I do not want to leave my room for the remainder of the week.


*curls under a rock and dies*

 

[G-Lexington]

That's a surprise ending. Any other JUBber would have said how hot it was to have their father join in, stroke-off smiley, and has anyone else had a similar experience, please share.

Lex

 

[AbnormalDann]

*Snickers*

You'll survive, my dad did a surprise cleaning of my room and found my Dildo He left it alone, but I know he saw it because he took the thing that was hiding it.

 

[Sunshine]

you called your dad a dick? not good.. especially since he probably pays the phone bill

on the bright side.. be glad he didn't join in

You don't know my father, he IS a dick. and ew.

That's a surprise ending. Any other JUBber would have said how hot it was to have their father join in, stroke-off smiley, and has anyone else had a similar experience, please share.

Lex

Um..ew.

 

[hungrybrownbear]

I imagine it'd be hard to climax after that.


sorry but I just had to lmao.

so so so awkward.

 

[Sunshine]

I'm sorry man, but if the idea of phone sex wasn't already hilarious to me already...

You should add this to FML. Srsly.

Yeah. I think its stupid also, but I do it because it makes my man happy.

Thats reason enough for me.

 

[hungrybrownbear]

next time, try disconnecting all the phones in the house except for the one you are using............

Bawahahahaha, this is still so friggin hilarious.

 

[Fire]

How embarrassing it must be, using a landline in 2009.

 

[CudDULL]

How embarrassing it must be, using a landline in 2009.

Lol thats what I was thinking if you're going to have phone sex at least use your own cell phone.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

And yet you're not embarrassed to admit you live with your parents after the age of 18.

 

[scains]

And yet you're not embarrassed to admit you live with your parents after the age of 18.

And why is that embarrassing?

Looks like someone has some parent issues of their own.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

And why is that embarrassing?

Looks like someone has some parent issues of their own.

Dude, I would be embarrassed to be a full grown man who lives with his parents. I would. Adults should have their own place and space or they're not really going to ever grow up.

 

[Telstra]

Dude, I would be embarrassed to be a full grown man who lives with his parents. I would. Adults should have their own place and space or they're not really going to ever grow up.

Didn't you say you were adopted ?
You don't have real parents since you were very young. So there is no comparison.

Orphan have to grow up quicker .

 

[boiseboy]

And yet you're not embarrassed to admit you live with your parents after the age of 18.

Thank god someone said this. I was just thinking, he had the nerve to call his dad a dick when he's over 18 and his dad is still letting him live under his roof.

 

[boiseboy]

Didn't you say you were adopted ?
You don't have real parents since you were very young. So there is no comparison.

Orphan have to grow up quicker .

Thats stupid. I agree 100% and I had great biological parents. I'd say, if you live under your parents roof after you've graduated and are an adult then your disrespecting your parents.
Most likely your parents have been putting a lot of money into all your life. The least you could do is lift that burden when you become an adult.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Didn't you say you were adopted ?
You don't have real parents since you were very young. So there is no comparison.

Orphan have to grow up quicker .

I was adopted as a newborn. I always had "real" parents.

 

[Rex]

And yet you're not embarrassed to admit you live with your parents after the age of 18.

That isn't embarrassing. Lots of people live with their parents unless they move away to go to college. You just moved out cus you hated your parents or something.

Living with your parents while you're in your late 20's would be embarrassing.


Oh and at the OP .....

 

[Telstra]

Thats stupid. I agree 100% and I had great biological parents. I'd say, if you live under your parents roof after you've graduated and are an adult then your disrespecting your parents.
Most likely your parents have been putting a lot of money into all your life. The least you could do is lift that burden when you become an adult.

All i was saying is people grow up at different speed.
Mature at different rate. Nothing wrong with that.

Sunshine is still maturing and learning .......

 

[Sunshine]

And yet you're not embarrassed to admit you live with your parents after the age of 18.

No, I'm not embarrassed to say I live with my dad and stepmom. You don't know the whole story, you're only assuming things from posts I've made online. I'm in a position wheres theres not much I can do except continue busting my ass and work on getting my life back on track. I'm grateful my parents care enough about me to support me when I need them. Its this or the streets and I don't know about you but I would rather be at home where I know I've got a stable place to correct the mistakes that have happened recently.

I wish you would have taken the time to think before you posted this. Maybe if you gave me a chance and asked me some questions about my life then you would have the right to make asshole remarks like this. You've gone and fucked up a thread that was just for fun. I've tried to be nice to you, and you've only given me shit in return. I don't ever show up in any of your threads and completely blow things up. I would really appreciate it if the next time you decide to enter one of my threads that you refrain from posting such rude things. Didn't your parents ever teach you if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all?



and for the rest of you who kept up with all of his crap.

Back to the topic please, Thread Hi-jacking is frowned upon round these parts.

 

[scains]

Dude, I would be embarrassed to be a full grown man who lives with his parents. I would. Adults should have their own place and space or they're not really going to ever grow up.

Well there's a difference in being a full-grown man than one who is over 18.

Not to mention you must have some serious insecurities to be embarrassed over something like this.