gurrrrrrrrrl should i go to my daughter's pta meeting tonight

[fabulouslyghetto]

or line up outside best buy for dem black friday sales? i know what you be thankin, priorities gurl karen get yo priorities togetha. well dats exactly what i'mma do. i'mma grab my tent, my hot plate, and see yall in line at best buy bitches!

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Welcome back sis.

What you finna pick up at the sales?

hey gorl imma get my man rodney dat new ps4 its gone be his xmas surprise. i dunno how i'mma get it up my ass though cuz his prison dont be allowin dem elektronical gifts so i'mma have to sneak dat hoe in. time to do some kegals to loosen up da ole snap dragon

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

ugh not THIS tired bitch.

oops i mean hey harkie hey gurl you ready to elbow a pregnant bitch in da face to get to da front of da line? if u gone ride wit me you gone have to be a ruthless bad ass heartless bitch, in other words are you ready to be yourself?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ Last one at the underwear department is a dirty rotten lezzie.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^ Last one at the underwear department is a dirty rotten lezzie.

Ummm, I'm not, ummm, allowed in dat department no mo'. I'd ratha not say why, I'll meet you at da food court. Oh wait, you aren't allowed over there ever since you got in that fight with the chinese buffet owner. when they say "all you can eat cheesecake" they mean all a normal human being with a normal appetite can eat. you really should've stopped when the cook started complaining about his arms hurting from making so many cheesecakes for yo hungry ass.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

It's the comet, isn't it?

You reappear when the heavens bear portents, don't you?

i reappurr when da local mcdonalds wifi be workin you know i aint be havin no intanet at da crib.

 

[LilBit]

Be sure to take your earrings out before you get in line. You remember what happened in '06...

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ I just don't get out how the hell you figured out so quick that it's almost Christmas instead of July the 31st the morning after.

Don't you remember that certain JuBbers called A & E to enter you in that Canadian 'intervention' program?



Or even when you almost became the first female Republican president?

 

[freefall]

or line up outside best buy for dem black friday sales? i know what you be thankin, priorities gurl karen get yo priorities togetha. well dats exactly what i'mma do. i'mma grab my tent, my hot plate, and see yall in line at best buy bitches!

Mess.







Welcome back

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Mess.

What bitch?

 

[freefall]

^

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Oh lord. ....

 

[ChickenGuy]

Talk about blast from the past.

Welcome back!

Reminds me of all that old crew - where have MoePhoenix7 and Jayden gone?

The quasi-unfathomable gif-laden ghetto-fem pursefights you used to have.


(for lack of a better phrase)

 

[Daximus]

It's like Sloppy and a ghetto queen had a baby that didn't cook in the oven long enough.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh lord. ....

I'm pregnant. and I'm 1,000% sure it's yours

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Talk about blast from the past.

Welcome back!

Reminds me of all that old crew - where have MoePhoenix7 and Jayden gone?

The quasi-unfathomable gif-laden ghetto-fem pursefights you used to have.


(for lack of a better phrase)

Moe Moe deleted her account

 

[cgymike]

Anyone who says gurl is revolting.

 

[star-warrior]

You should should go in... like on a wrecking ball... Lady Godiva will have nothing on ya.

 

[m1thousand]

Is that Miley's lip syncing cat?

Happy shopping !!