Years ago, read Robert Caro's SUPERB 3-part biography of President Lyndon B Johnson (LBJ) . When LBJ was a congressman, most congressmen had male secretaries. Weeelllll..... chain-smoking control-freak LBJ (whose penis was nicknamed "Jumbo") would take a pretty intense trip to the loo.....and demand that his male secretaries take dictation (LBJ, an obsessive letter-writer) while he defecated in front of them. Not only did it save him time, in a computer-less era.... but it was degrading to the career-climbing, pretty young men, and a somewhat sadistic LBJ took immense pride in that part.











