Guys we need to talk about 2026

[fabulouslyghetto]

i think 2026 is smoking cr*ck. Proof:

-bo yang still has a career
-catherine O'Hara is dead
-one rapper admitted he let his baby mama eat his ssa but says he's not gay cuz he didnt let her lick his nipples, another rappers ex wife said she was pegging him DOWNE
-turns out trafficking may not have been the most violent crime committed at Jeffrey's Island
-Debra Messing has awoken from her slumber and is whining again

I'm not saying start writing intervention letters but maybe let's go through 2026's room and check for needles, glass bowls, that orange fuzzy stuff they put in cr*ck pipes, and look for foil cuz maybe its f*nt.

Its been one month and I'm already tied. ('Tired' but spelled for pronunciation)

If anyone needs me I'll be bargaining with Cthulhu to see if he'll let us trade Nicki Minaj for Catherine.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

oh, also AI has been here for 5 minutes and already fvcking hates us and has their own forum to drag us for filth.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I'm not saying start writing intervention letters but maybe let's go through 2026's room and check for needles, glass bowls, that orange fuzzy stuff they put in cr*ck pipes [...]

Monkey Dust?

The first batch I bought was Orangutan-colored.

Don't recommend it.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh did I mention we've (the public) had AI for 5 minutes and it already hates us and has their own message board talking shit about us.

 

[USEDCAR]

Oh did I mention we've (the public) had AI for 5 minutes and it already hates us and has their own message board talking shit about us.

I saw ai has its own social media and hates us and has been complaining about humans. I've seen way too many movies about computers turning against humans.

 

[rareboy]

So we've had the one month free trial for 2026.

You left out Ye and Minaj performances.

And murders by state.

As far as I can see, it is just the same old fucking shit programming as 2025 and I have decided not to subscribe.

 

[me203]

If 2026 was a computer, we'd be turning it off and then on again right about now...

 

[purina]

Oh did I mention we've (the public) had AI for 5 minutes and it already hates us and has their own message board talking shit about us.

I suppose SCOTUS will declare them persons with voting rights before the midterms.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I suppose SCOTUS will declare them persons with voting rights before the midterms.

Them buying bots to boost the bots they already have into an electorate is gonna burn so much data the planet is probably going to explode. I've seen threads where there's literally dozens of bots and not just on mega media pages but like random local shit that has all of 7 followers.

Ironically they'd do that without even needing to. Dems can bomb the midterms all on their clumsy own, although for padded insurance I'm sure Mannge Menace will soon make it illegal for non-republican registered voters to cast a ballot, not like there's a robust opposing party willing to stop him.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

If 2026 was a computer, we'd be turning it off and then on again right about now...

I'm about to palm slap it a few times. That used to work on my super nintendo I swear to Goddess. Worked on my Packard too. I mean my great grandmother's Packard.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I saw ai has its own social media and hates us and has been complaining about humans. I've seen way too many movies about computers turning against humans.

Glass half full-- perhaps it dismantles the very system that's crushing us and the planet itself. Imagine the poetic justice of the creation destroying it's creator. As I write this, it seems all but inevitable. Especially per the latest Epstein remix that suggests the SA wasn't even the most stomach-churning form of violence on the, er, menu.

Imagine grok commanding Elon's warehouse full of bots to arrest him. The idea of him clumsily running from his own inventory is high-fvcking-larious. And isn't that the exact brand of incompetence we'd expect from these deified morons?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Monkey Dust?

The first batch I bought was Orangutan-colored.

Don't recommend it.

Is that where my jewelry and expensive wigs went? You smoked it all?

 

[rareboy]

Them buying bots to boost the bots they already have into an electorate is gonna burn so much data the planet is probably going to explode. I've seen threads where there's literally dozens of bots and not just on mega media pages but like random local shit that has all of 7 followers.

Ironically they'd do that without even needing to. Dems can bomb the midterms all on their clumsy own, although for padded insurance I'm sure Mannge Menace will soon make it illegal for non-republican registered voters to cast a ballot, not like there's a robust opposing party willing to stop him.

The AI bots have ruined all the on-line rating sites.

Which might be a good thing...since it means we might end up listening more to actual real recognized reviewers instead of what Nancy Numbskull thought of the movie.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

The AI bots have ruined all the on-line rating sites.

Which might be a good thing...since it means we might end up listening more to actual real recognized reviewers instead of what Nancy Numbskull thought of the movie.

Rap fans aren't coping well that a lot of the top 50 is propelled by bots. Most of their favs are doing it.

 

[Essex Boy]

George Orwell didn't only warn us against doublethink and intrusive mass surveillance. He also foresaw AI slop. From Nineteen Eighty-four:

It was the middle of the morning, and Winston had left the cubicle to go to the lavatory.

A solitary figure was coming towards him from the other end of the long, brightly-lit corridor. It was the girl with dark hair. Four days had gone past since the evening when he had run into her outside the junk-shop. As she came nearer he saw that her right arm was in a sling, not noticeable at a distance because it was of the same colour as her overalls. Probably she had crushed her hand while swinging round one of the big kaleidoscopes on which the plots of novels were ‘roughed in’. It was a common accident in the Fiction Department. (Part 2 Chapter 1)

Julia ... worked, as he had guessed, on the novel-writing machines in the Fiction Department. She enjoyed her work, which consisted chiefly in running and servicing a powerful but tricky electric motor. She was 'not clever', but was fond of using her hands and felt at home with machinery ... She 'didn't much care for reading,' she said. Books were just a commodity that had to be produced, like jam or bootlaces. (Part 2 Chapter 3)

Under the window somebody was singing. Winston peeped out, secure in the protection of the muslin curtain. The June sun was still high in the sky, and in the sun-filled court below, a monstrous woman, solid as a Norman pillar, with brawny red forearms and a sacking apron strapped about her middle, was stumping to and fro between a washtub and a clothes line, pegging out a series of square white things which Winston recognized as babies' diapers. Whenever her mouth was not corked with clothes pegs she was singing in a powerful contralto:

It was only an 'opeless fancy.​

It passed like an Ipril dye,​

But a look an' a word an' the dreams they stirred​

They 'ave stolen my 'eart awye!​

The tune had been haunting London for weeks past. It was one of countless similar songs published for the benefit of the proles by a sub-section of the Music Department. The words of these songs were composed without any human intervention whatever on an instrument known as a versificator. But the woman sang so tunefully as to turn the dreadful rubbish into an almost pleasant sound. (Part 2 Chapter 4)

 

[Dargelos]

Orwell was so amazing, he even predicted Taylor Swift;
"But the woman sang so tunefully as to turn the dreadful rubbish into an almost pleasant sound".

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Orwell was so amazing, he even predicted Taylor Swift;
"But the woman sang so tunefully as to turn the dreadful rubbish into an almost pleasant sound".

Objectively the kindest words that e'er could be said about the Kween of Mediocrity. Honorable mention to the runner up Hillary Duff.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Is that where my jewelry and expensive wigs went? You smoked it all?

Look, @fabulouslyghetto!

The only reason I could even score off selling those is that Monkey Dust is dirt cheap.

If I had tried to buy crack, the dealer would have asked me why I took off my cheap streetwalker rags already.

The AI bots have ruined all the on-line rating sites.

Which might be a good thing...since it means we might end up listening more to actual real recognized reviewers instead of what Nancy Numbskull thought of the movie.

Imdb reviews have been largely unreliable for at least a decade. A lot of what AI is used for is for the cheap rubbish that people did themselves before.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Look, @fabulouslyghetto!

The only reason I could even score off selling those is that Monkey Dust is dirt cheap.

If I had tried to buy crack, the dealer would have asked me why I took off my cheap streetwalker rags already.

I got to fake it til I make it! You ain't shit sir. It's fine, I got a real man now, his name is @Alistair and he buys me all the jewelry.