Guys with fresh, clean, smooth, hairless asses?

[FatherGhostface]

There is nothing more disgusting or bigger a turn off than a guy whose ass and underwear is smeared and reeks of poop. I'll never understand how anyone finds such things 'sexually attractive', but whatever...to each his own?

I love, love, LOVE a guy who cares about his personal hygene and washes and shaves in all the right places. Especially his ass. A big, round, smooth, clean (emphasis on CLEAN) ass, perhaps one that just go out of the shower and smells like body wash and it wet and shiny...anyone else find that sexy? A guy who can clean out his anus thoroughly and rid it of any excess fecal matter gets extra points (P.S. That's possible to do btw, if you have detachable shower head, I've done it).

That's the only way I'd ever have anal sex with another guy is if he cleans the in and outside of his ass thoroughly and having it shaved and smooth as silk wouldn't hurt either. I don't care about how much of a snob I sound like.

 

[MrRochesterNY]

It sounds pretty much as though you would like to deny or ignore the fact that an ass is what it is. If a man had another hole to use I bet you wouldn't have the least interest in his asshole. On the other hand, many gay people find the asshole a very attractive thing becaue of what it is and are willing to accept it in its natural state.

 

[talldirtydad]

I'm not even sure how this made it into the fetish boards....I mean a clean hairless ass is about as vanilla as you can get.

 

[dairyking469]

I really clean myself good. I know I eat maybe too much fiber, so I need to clean a little bit more. I practically finger myself clean. I love being clean, because I want a man to eat my boypussy and fuck it deep and hard.

 

[FatherGhostface]

It sounds pretty much as though you would like to deny or ignore the fact that an ass is what it is. If a man had another hole to use I bet you wouldn't have the least interest in his asshole. On the other hand, many gay people find the asshole a very attractive thing becaue of what it is and are willing to accept it in its natural state.

Yeah actually, I would like to sit here and deny it. In my fantasies, a guys asshole excretes cum and that's it. No icky smells or fecal matter. Yup, that's how I like it. Should I apologize for that? There are plenty of people out there just like me. I've tried to get into the whole 'scat' thing but I always find myself turned OFF by it. That's just how I'm wired. If a man had another hole that DIDN'T evacuate fecal matter, I'd be on that in a heart beat. What does being gay have to do with finding an asshole attractive? Are you trying to say that most gay men have some innate love and desire for assholes simply because of how they function?

I'm not even sure how this made it into the fetish boards....I mean a clean hairless ass is about as vanilla as you can get.

Because everyone is allowed to post their own fetish desires on here, even those of us with 'vanilla' standards?

 

[MarkDW]

There is nothing more disgusting or bigger a turn off than a guy whose ass and underwear is smeared and reeks of poop. I'll never understand how anyone finds such things 'sexually attractive', but whatever...to each his own?

I love, love, LOVE a guy who cares about his personal hygene and washes and shaves in all the right places. Especially his ass. A big, round, smooth, clean (emphasis on CLEAN) ass, perhaps one that just go out of the shower and smells like body wash and it wet and shiny...anyone else find that sexy? A guy who can clean out his anus thoroughly and rid it of any excess fecal matter gets extra points (P.S. That's possible to do btw, if you have detachable shower head, I've done it).

That's the only way I'd ever have anal sex with another guy is if he cleans the in and outside of his ass thoroughly and having it shaved and smooth as silk wouldn't hurt either. I don't care about how much of a snob I sound like.

Totally agree FGf. Just because the ass is the ass, dosen't mean it can't be clean and maintained. I love dick too, dosen't mean I like the pee. Clean rocks, ass or dick!

 

[FatherGhostface]

Totally agree FGf. Just because the ass is the ass, dosen't mean it can't be clean and maintained. I love dick too, dosen't mean I like the pee. Clean rocks, ass or dick!

SO happy to see I'm not alone with this. Thank you!

 

[hairybum]

I've got a hairy one but ud luv my little brothers smooth hairless bum!

 

[abs123]

SO happy to see I'm not alone with this. Thank you!

I'm with you too...even suggesting that you like a "dirty" ass puts you at so much risk for e.coli and other pretty nasty diseases. If that's not a big deal for some of you, then maybe you should get your heads checked and quarantine yourselves from the rest of civilized society. This isn't the middle ages.

 

[bike10]

To me foreplay begins in the shower when you and partner shower together and get those bodies and asses clean and ready for action.

 

[PocketAdonis]

Have your "fetish," I'm happy you're happy. Seems like most of this is about what you DON'T like though. Live and let live. You're so defensive over being vanilla, makes me wonder what sort of crowd you're used to hanging with...lol. Cuz in my experience it seems that about 95% of gay dudes are prissy antiseptic bottoms who smell like product - the world's your oyster.

 

[jonnyboy]

My ass has to be squeaky clean if I am going to have sex.I appreciate if the other guy is too. I just feel more sexy that way. I don't mind a little man sweat though, around the butt crack. (find that a turn-on.)And boy do I like having this ass and balls of mine licked

 

[ballaratboy]

Personally i prefer a little hair and sweat down there when i'm rimming out a guy, not into the plucked chicken look, butt hey each to there own.

Agreed.....

 

[sshadow84]

I love to keep my ass and hole nicely clean and well presented. Naturally, I do have some hair down there - not a forest though or as much as some guys - but I prefer the look and feel of a smooth ass and hole. If i'm playing with a guy who likes that too i'll be sure to trim and shave it so its nice and hairless!

 

[iamtheink]

I like to be that shaven type for my man but I actually prefer him the way he is. I mean trimming will help with stray hairs in my mouth but I like the fact that he's a man. On the other hand anyone having anal sex as far as internally goes... Clean it out, do it right and there isn't any problems. No one likes smelling poo or having it on their dicks even though sometimes it is inevitable you kinda just have to take it for what it is. lol

 

[IceColdLover]

There is nothing more disgusting or bigger a turn off than a guy whose ass and underwear is smeared and reeks of poop. I'll never understand how anyone finds such things 'sexually attractive', but whatever...to each his own?

I love, love, LOVE a guy who cares about his personal hygene and washes and shaves in all the right places. Especially his ass. A big, round, smooth, clean (emphasis on CLEAN) ass, perhaps one that just go out of the shower and smells like body wash and it wet and shiny...anyone else find that sexy? A guy who can clean out his anus thoroughly and rid it of any excess fecal matter gets extra points (P.S. That's possible to do btw, if you have detachable shower head, I've done it).

That's the only way I'd ever have anal sex with another guy is if he cleans the in and outside of his ass thoroughly and having it shaved and smooth as silk wouldn't hurt either. I don't care about how much of a snob I sound like.

I am with you on this, there's nothing better than a clean, smooth, shaven male ass. A little sweat is ok, but I find the smooth asses more appealing as well.

 

[Moxie86]

A few I like.

 

[Moxie86]

Here's mine....

 

[mbamike]

We are on the same page. I'm a total Bottom and enjoy being completely hairless from the neck down.

I keep myself this way by shaving my pubes, balls, pits, and around my pussy each time I shower. I also whisk away the few hairs round my nipples too. Then every couple of months, I nair my legs and ass to make them silky smooth too. I get so damn horny when I do this!

I always shower and douche before hooking up with a guy also. The smell and sight of shit during sex is a complete turn off for me. Knowing that my pussy is clean inside and out encourages the Tops to eat me out before they fuck me. I thoroughly enjoy being eaten before a good fucking. It makes me extremely horny! Often, I beg for the Top to fuck me at this point.

 

[Diabolomenthe]

I am naturally smooth on my butt except around my crack a bit of hair which i usually shave 2 or 3x a mth. The guys i play with love eating my ass and they like it smooth and so do I, when i rim, i prefer smooth ass crack. Once i met a guy who was quite hairy in his pubes and ass.. So, i asked him if i can shave him first. Without hesitation, he lay down on the floor on my bathroom with his ass sticking up in the air for me to shave him. It was actually very erotic as foreplay tp have a guy exposing his buttcrack in the air and shave him.. All the while i was dripping precum getting so turned on, while i stole a few taste iof his crack when almost done shaving me!! Then he asked me to pee on his face and into his mouth, which I have never did to anyone before but gladly oblidged and man, i got so turned on from these unplanned foreplay i fucked him 3x and cum 3x the whole night!!