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H. M. S. J U B

Shepherd 2 said:
Do you think Chaz that we could cruise Lake Michigan and if so could we dock in Milwaukee. I have my eyes on you. I would like to look at your cat. Please?
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I think that the "Dear Ol' " H.M.S. JUB would be a HUGE hit "cruising" Lake Michigan!! And, you probably would be able to dock in Milwaukee, too, but not with me, 'cause I'm cut!! (!)

Unfortunately, we don't currently have a cat. However, you can certainly look at the "Animal" that I was born with ... and still have! *|* :slap:

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :badgrin:
 
cm98059 said:
Aww Geez, But I do my best work at night.
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Uh ... I hope we don't have to fight over this! "Butt", to be honest ... I was born an "Owl", more than a "Rooster", too! #-o

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :badgrin:
 
Kyanimal said:
Uh ... I hope we don't have to fight over this! "Butt", to be honest ... I was born an "Owl", more than a "Rooster", too! #-o

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :badgrin:
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(Doing best Southern Belle impression) I don't have the slightest idea what you are saying (batting eyelashes) . Are you implying that you are an owl and that I am a Cock? Or are you saying that you are standing on the corner calling out "WHO" "WHO" ?
 
Speaking of cocks, I wanted you to see mine. Now cover your eyes, for Shep is a little shy and easily embarrassed.

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Yes, it is big, but some of them are like that. He is a perky devil and loves to be strutting around and crowing about just how big he is. Sorry men, but this cock does his best work in the morning waking up the woodies.

Shep+:croynan:**wars**:wave:
 

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cm98059 said:
Aww Geez, But I do my best work at night.
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cm98059 said:
(Doing best Southern Belle impression) I don't have the slightest idea what you are saying (batting eyelashes) . Are you implying that you are an owl and that I am a Cock? Or are you saying that you are standing on the corner calling out "WHO" "WHO" ?
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No, Darlin'! All I was trying to do was to point out that I'm more of a "Night" person, too. (group)

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz ;)
 
OK, you two can do nights together. I am the cock that will wake you in the morning. What is this so called work, let me guess. Just as I thought. This truly is the H.M.S.JUB.

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Kulindahr said:
All right, cabin boys, I guess we don't have a keel-hauling drill after all.

Now, where did those 007 cats get to?
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We have 007 cats? This could spell for trouble, as you know, cats are like earthquakes. 007 cats are exponentially more trouble then 006.9 cats. How many 007 cats do we have on board? How long have they been missing? Where were they last seen? If they get to the Vorlon engines, we may be in for a bumpy night. Maybe we should announce over the loud speakers that the canary Islands aren't inhabited by canarys. On second thought, belay that last request, the canary islands are nice this time of year, and we might be able to figure out where in the world we are again.
 
Kulindahr said:
The last report I have is that they were in a closet, setting up for a hit on someone who [STRIKE]reportedly[/STRIKE] alledgedly ate three cats.
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Fixed that ...

THIS is who they should be looking for!

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And I'm a bit concerned that he may also be "interested" in the technology of our Vorlon engines! :help:

Also, if anyone should see "Q-Kitty", please let him know I have a nice big tin of sardines for him! :cool:

(I'm also thinking of having a "Nightingale Floor" installed in my cabin! #-o )

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz ;)
 

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Huh??

"Nightingale Floors" are engineered to purposefully "chirp" when any weight is applied to them. They're built to warn of approaching Ninjas, and ... uh ... possibly 007 cats!

Self-cleaning wouldn't be all that bad, though! ..|

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz ;)
 
The Vorlon engines failed recently Kul, and so we replaced them with 100 working cats who in a new engineering feat actually row our ship from port to port. It is cal cat power.

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Shepherd 2 said:
The Vorlon engines failed recently Kul, and so we replaced them with 100 working cats who in a new engineering feat actually row our ship from port to port. It is cal cat power.

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Vorlon engines can't fail. :confused:


They must have gone off to catch up on the latest in music to sing to primitive beings on cruises. :D



Cats, huh?
So when I want to stop propulsion, I use the "PAWS" button? :rolleyes:
 
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