H. M. S. J U B

[Raybee]

Well, OK I had to skimp a bit on the tulips, but this is what the cabin boys came up with for the Amsterdam trip - so far the cost is $649 including beer and cigs for the scurvy dogs.

 

[dynk]

Good MOrning Ray, where did you pick up the pic of Tulip Pride Parade?

 

[Raybee]

Hello dynk
Whatever are you talking about? This is a photo of our cabin boys aboard HMS JUB. I took the photo myself.

By the way was this your new avvie trying to escape again??????

 

[Kulindahr]

Good job there, Raybee!

Can you find some giant tulips, maybe?



Bubbly farts... I hope you guys are showering thoroughly before you jump in the champagne!

 

[Raybee]

Thank You, SIR!

erm........are these 'tulips' to your liking SIR? *whistles and stares at mainsail*

 

[just_mills]

I KNEW I wasn't meant to eat Tulips!

 

[Kulindahr]

Thank You, SIR!

erm........are these 'tulips' to your liking SIR? *whistles and stares at mainsail*

Those are VERY nice tulips!

Can we get some of the colored kind, too?

 

[Raybee]

Cap'n Kul, SIR! Acting purser Raybee has only $1.49 left in his allotted budget SIR.
Shall I auction one of the cabin boys to raise funds for the tulips?

 

[Raybee]

I KNEW I wasn't meant to eat Tulips!

I hope the Cap'n can see why my budget is blown, eh MILLZY, eh!!!!

 

[just_mills]

 

[Kulindahr]

Cap'n Kul, SIR! Acting purser Raybee has only $1.49 left in his allotted budget SIR.
Shall I auction one of the cabin boys to raise funds for the tulips?

Let the bidding begin!

Bring up a cabin boy. Winning bid gets him as a slave for 24 hours -- or 48, for double the winning bid.

 

[Raybee]

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Presenting Dirk, the cabin boy, for AUCTION (being for the purchase of coloured tulips for decorative purposes only - not for sale or re-sale).
I hereby open the bidding at $50.

 

[psychobandit]

Bubbly farts... I hope you guys are showering thoroughly before you jump in the champagne!

uuuuuuummmmmmmm......ya! I......um.......showered.............

hhhhmmm hhmm hhmmm hhhhmmmm hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

dum dee dum dum dum......

*covers cum stains on 'is belly*

*hides color coded boxers* (*U*)

(sorry, just couldn't help meself with that last one )

 

[Kyanimal]

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Presenting Dirk, the cabin boy, for AUCTION (being for the purchase of coloured tulips for decorative purposes only - not for sale or re-sale).
I hereby open the bidding at $50.

$500!!

 

[Raybee]

WOW!!!!! A $500 bid from kyanimal. What a great start; I can smell those tulips already.
But gentlemen, gentlemen, look at fine young Dirk (who asks for ony 35%of the takings) and dig deep into your pockets (ok stop that!).

The bidding stands at $500

Do I hear any other bids?

 

[Kyanimal]

Can I bid again?

 

[Raybee]

You certainly can kyanimal
What bid do I hear for young Dirk?

 

[Kulindahr]

$501.00 !!

(best jeans ever)

 

[Raybee]

$501.00 !!

(best jeans ever)

...took me an hour to convince him to put them on!

$550

 

[Kulindahr]

$555

5 is a kool digit....