H. M. S. J U B

[Raybee]

Um, a few words....

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Be all you can be. Reach out and touch someone. Live long, and prosper. Be excellent to each other. And remember: wherever you go, there you are.

Wow! You really know how to work a crowd!

 

[Kulindahr]

*reaches out & touches Kulindahr*

(Tee hee)

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[Kulindahr]

Wow! You really know how to work a crowd!

You ain't seen nothin' yet!

* grabs Raybee, drops him down over his knee like a pro ballroom dancer, and plants a big kiss on his... left eye *

Oops. Okay, my aim isn't so good -- let's try that again.

<take two>
* hits it right on the nose this time -- Raybee's nose *

Have I had too much 'cake'?

One more time.....

 

[Raybee]

Awwww....that's sweet. I'm just a little in front of all them people Cap'n! but what the hey, right back at you!

 

[JakeLucas]

Cap'n Kul!

Cap'n Kul!

Sir! They're having a huge party in Rio de Janeiro tomorrow! Carnaval!

Can we use the H.M.S. JUB's space/time continuum thingy to get us there really fast?

 

[Kulindahr]

Sure. Let's get everyone back to the ship, close all the portholes, cover the pool.... I'm sure Chief Raybee can find things to occupy everyone so closed portholes aren't a bother!

 

[Raybee]

Carnival! Fantastic - Let's go, go, go!
Jakey......shall we stop in at Caracas and pick up GUST_OSO?

How do we start the Ludicrous Speed/Space contiki thing?

 

[Kulindahr]

Carnival! Fantastic - Let's go, go, go!
Jakey......shall we stop in at Caracas and pick up GUST_OSO?

Of course we pick him up.

How do we start the Ludicrous Speed/Space contiki thing?

Just go to the bridge. If all the lights are green all you have to do is use your Schwartz.

Chief Raybee, you have the con. The Captain is going to his cabin to cry.

 

[psychobandit]

Aaaaaawwwww don't cry Cap'n, I didn't mean to touch you THAT hard

 

[Kulindahr]

Wasn't you, psych.
Cap'n's got some probs, is all.

Jakey knows.

 

[Raybee]

From all of us crew, Cap'n:

 

[Raybee]

Here we are - about to sail into Rio!
(I don't know why we're approaching it from the air - I'm not a scientist - but my schwartz is aching like mad!)

Now....on to CARNIVAL!

 

[Kulindahr]

* emerges from the cabin *

I just hope the stealth is on!

Whoa -- that's a heck of a view!
Chief, I'm assigning you an extra cabin boy -- you done good!

* heads for the bar *

Bartender, I still feel like crap, so give me a drink that looks like crap -- but if it tastes like crap, you'll be cleaning the bilges! Well, after your shift is over.

It's FAT TUESDAY, right? Nobody is allowed to be miserable on Fat Tuesday, even the Captain!

 

[Raybee]

Very glad to see you Captain!

It may be Fat Tuesday over there, however it's already Ash Wednesday in Australia.

Hey, Fat Tuesday & Ash Wednesday....aren't they the two drag-queens performing in the Suh-moke Inn Pub tonight????


*Cap'n Kul is looking really, reeeeeeally worried now*

 

[JakeLucas]

hmmmm...

How about a glass of Jägermeister

Now let's start the party!

 

[Kulindahr]

Very glad to see you Captain!

It may be Fat Tuesday over there, however it's already Ash Wednesday in Australia.

Hey, Fat Tuesday & Ash Wednesday....aren't they the two drag-queens performing in the Suh-moke Inn Pub tonight????


*Cap'n Kul is looking really, reeeeeeally worried now*

What would those queens be dragging for?

 

[Raybee]

Not sure if they're dragging or trolling!


Hey this carnival is WILD,WILD,WILD! I'm loving it! Good one, Jakey!

 

[Kulindahr]

Can I take my pants off?

 

[Raybee]

DAMN,YES!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kulindahr]

Woo-hoo!

I LOVE THIS FESTIVAL!!!!