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Hey King Gumby..............your usual suite with the balcony?
Mind the flotsam and jetsam............I'm making props.(*8*) :kiss:
 
Raybee said:
Hey King Gumby..............your usual suite with the balcony?
Mind the flotsam and jetsam............I'm making props.(*8*) :kiss:
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I think his favorite five cabin boys have been pining away for him there!
At least someone in there has been running up quite a room service tab. :badgrin:

You're making props?
Aren't those what make the ship move? :confused:
Did we break one? :eek:
 
Kulindahr said:
I think his favorite five cabin boys have been pining away for him there!
At least someone in there has been running up quite a room service tab. :badgrin:

You're making props?
Aren't those what make the ship move? :confused:
Did we break one? :eek:
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Well technically yes, they're a propeller thingy, but I meant stage props.
I've gone slightly madly on the "Desperate Fishwives" idea.
Crikeys, I've got all these women coming to audition for the part of "Fat-assed, Doris". Word travels fast!

And King Gumby's cabin boys have been using his bathtub to make papier-mache.
Better do a quick clean up!
 
Where are we?

Um, well, we did Rio, and then warped to Sydney, and now... we've sort of been drifting...

*checks GPS *

I make it 46 28 S, 167 57 E.

So that's where we are!
 
Sorry to keep you [STRIKE]trolling for cabin-boy cock [/STRIKE]waiting King Gumby.
Your suite is ready.

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Chief, we need some to audition for the part of the hot young chick who yells up the stairs at Doris.

I'd say find a cabin boy who does drag, but there will be topless scenes....
 
Kulindahr said:
Where are we?

Um, well, we did Rio, and then warped to Sydney, and now... we've sort of been drifting...

*checks GPS *

I make it 46 28 S, 167 57 E.

So that's where we are!
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:( ..........:confused: ................:cry:
 
Kulindahr said:
You're not gonna dump the faithful five who waited for you???? #-o [-X

Raybee, that's latitude and longitude, from the cheap GPS we have.
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I gathered, But doesn't it also have a little LCD thingy that says, for example "You are 300miles off the East African Coast".?
 
Raybee said:
I gathered, But doesn't it also have a little LCD thingy that says, for example "You are 300miles off the East African Coast".?
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Well, no. But the Great Barrier Reef is like 18 S and 145 E or something like that, so....

Hey! I bet that cloud on the horizon isn't a cloud at all -- I think it's New Zealand!
 
Oh, I feel much better now! New Zealand..........shall we head over there Captain. I bet we could pick up some excellent fishwives for the auditions.
And maybe we could visit my friend from the Haiku thread 'justaguy'. That would be nice!:D
 
Kulindahr said:
I was wondering if Kyanimal had stuffed them all down the big guns.

Having 16" guns in turrets on a cruise ship is so gay!
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Kulindahr said:
Right here from our Great Gay Guns -- the Famous Flying Flaming Fags!
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Oh, sure! Here I've been behaving myself, even coming up with an additional revenue stream, and now our Glorious Cap'n thinks I've been using passengers for wadding!! #-o ](*,)

Actually, I was merely trying to help Psycho dislodge himself, from a rather embarrassing situation. I loaded a Small "blank charge", but since he was lubed up so well, when I hit the fire button, he flew all the way past the fan tail!! :eek: Had to go after him with one of the launches! And THEN, Everyone else started queing up, and were willing to pay, for "The Jump Jet Ride", too!!! :help:

Guess I just got carried away shooting off our Gay Guns!!! *|* (!) (Sorry you missed it, Gumby! We've gotta cum up with something to get you out of that cabin! At least your cabin bois gave it a go! ..| )

We're where? NZ?? Nice place! And Ray's trolling for chicks?? :confused:

I'm waiting until we might drift a bit further WSW. I've heard Tasmanians are real "Devils"!! :-< :badgrin:

Man! What a Great Cruise!!! :hurray: (!w!)
Chaz ;)
 
Chaz, I think we sort of missed Tasmania on our drift from Sydney. We could do a couple laps around the islands here, and then head back after a while, though. It's not like we have a schedule to keep, now -- Bri missed us somehow, the festivals are over for now, and there's nothing on the calen--

Hang on! How about we aim for Dublin on St. Paddy's Day?! :shamrock
 
That'll give us a week. We can do it easily. We'll auditon the fishwives and hot young cabin-boi chicks in New Zealand, whip back to Tasmania for Ky, and then to be sure, to be sure, we'll make it to Ireland in time for St., Paddy's day.

Is there such a thing as Green-merlot? We do have Brian to consider?
 
We're arriving in New Zealand Captain and, once again, we seem to be coming in fom the air (I'm not working th stealth properly, am I?) "All hands on deck".

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Aaaarg!................aaaaaAAAAAAARRRRG!!!!
I've overshot the port, "CAPTAIN", I'm so out of my depth here, now were in a fucking lake!

Wow......................great view!

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Raybee said:
We're arriving in New Zealand Captain and, once again, we seem to be coming in fom the air (I'm not working th stealth properly, am I?) "All hands on deck".

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Is that Riverton?


Oh -- don't worry about the view. Some kid showed up and started playing with the windows on the bridge... and everywhere else. They're actually viewscreens now, fed from a probe that sort of heads where it thinks we're going. You probably just bumped the switch from "transparent" to "display".

I can't remember that kid's name... started with a W... ? ? ? Anyway, he said a prank had gone wrong at the Academy, and he was lying low for a while......
 
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