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Brannie, No........the ship is fine, it's certainly not sinking! We just overdid it with the St Patrick's day beers and are having an equatorial hangover. At least I am!
My eyes are still blurred and I'm seeing double - is that Captain Kul over there? Looks like Madonna's back-up dancers from behind these eyes!
*waves sheepishly at Capt., Kul* Hi:wave: (both of you....hic).
 
I must of missed the party, because I was at the Sports Bar and it was completely empty on that day.
 
Brannie....never touch the green beer! It goes straight to the brain and then it tries to take up residency there! :eek:
I hope the Captain hasn't noticed that I'm lying here doing nothing!

Why are there dolphins outside my cabin window?:confused:
 
Arghhh! #-o
Brannie, we didn't sink -- we're listing! ](*,)
And it's not just 'cause we're in the starboard lounge -- Dirk is at the helm, and we're surfing some huge wave -- those really ARE dolphins outside the windows!!! :eek:




Hey -- I've always wanted to swim with a dolphin! :D C'mon, Brannie, let's go show 'em how a cannonball is done! ..|

We'll come back and spank Dirk later..... :spank:
 
Oh good, I'm glad we're not sinking. I thought it was me 'cause I had WAY too much green beer and Corned beef & cabbage and feel a bit.....um....bloat..ed.....uhoh...(pppppphhhhhhtttttt.......WWWOOOOOTTTT.......BBBBEEEEEELLLCCHH)
oh...erm, excuse me !oops!


.oO(what's that smell?)





(disclaimer: the psycho has never actually had green beer nor Corned beef & cabbage but used said reference because of it's supposed "gassy" nature, the commonality of it's consuption in the country we are currently anchored, and for comedic porpuses..er..Purposes) :gogirl:
 
*HIC!* ... Huh? We're where? What?? Dolph Lungren outside my port hole? Dirk's doing what?? *Oh! My aching head!* #-o
 
Captain Gumby pressed the Vorlon whatchamacallit!
We could end up at a party ANYWHERE in the world!
Hold onto your hat's, cabin boys - we're in for a bumpy ride!:help:
 
Vorlon drive's are NOT bumpy....this is true!
Vorlon whatchamacallits ARE......this too is true!
Ahem!
 
It sang to me Captain.
And into the darkness I drifted.
What peace!

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I'm not sure. We're still on the equator, but there's an island ahead, and someone is yelling "Ramming speed!" It doesn't sound like Dirk, but I can't tell -- the cabin boys have taken over the bridge. :eek:
 
Yes, an island. There seems to be some sort of stucture on it...

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...but, so far, no signs of human life!

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