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H. M. S. J U B

Re: H. M. S. Jub

dynk said:
Good morning from Hawaii..........did you know that I used to live in Reno?
(Actually Black Springs, Nevada.
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How the hell would I know that? lol
and sadly, I have no idea where Black Springs is. I'm kinda "Geographically handicapped" :(


Kulindahr said:
There's lots of cabins -- just look around; there'll be one just right for you. Tell us about it when you get there!

Can't find a cabin boy?!

Hey!! Who's monopolizing the cabin boys? C'mon, we just picked up a dozen new ones!
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I'll have to get back to ya on that (what cabin is like)...my IRL has gotten way too "real" and I just don't have enough "fun" in me right now. sorry, don't wanna put a damper on anything but I didn't want you to think I was ignoring this :D
 
Kulindahr said:
Everything's included, unless I say it isn't -- I'm the tour director. :D

But I'm usually too busy chasing the cabin boys to say anything isn't included.
I mean, chasing them to get to work -- Gumby keeps taking them all to his cabin... all at once! [-X

Gumby, you should get a cabin like mine -- it's a suite, with a rotary bed. :cool:

Right now we have a dozen cabin boys from Boston, and a dozen Spanish cabin boys. Scotty made us a dozen in the replicator, using Robert's photo collection, and beamed them down. :square:

Somewhere on board there's a door to the Sports Bar, but it keeps moving around! Anything you bring in from the Sports Bar is included! (!w!)



Since no one else entered the "Canary Contest", I declare Ky the winner! :=D:

And the prize is.... Uh-oh, it's gone! I hid it in a lifeboat -- and the whole boat is gone! Who could have... :confused:

Dynk! Dynk took a lifeboat, and it was the one with the prize! :bartshock

You know what that means? :eek:
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Guys........means I took of with the prize..:lol:
 
Oh, Great!! #-o I make a Grand Fool out of myself, running up and down the beach in nothing but a yellow boa!, and Dynk escapes with my prize!! :eek: ](*,)

Hey, Paul ... can you at least tell me what he ... I mean "it" ... looks like?? :badgrin:

We're stuffin' this long puppy, with Big Guns, into a canal! :-< And, YOU, "Pope", had darn well better still be in Hawaii (with MY prize!), when we finally get there!! :grrr: :kiss: (*8*)

In the mean time ... I'm headed for the bar for some Marga-what's-ies!! (UU) (group) :hurray: (!w!)

All you Guys are a BLAST!!!! (Don't worry ... I've been banned from the gun turrets!! :slap: )
 
Margarita? Did someone say Margarita? Join me at the bar boys - I'm pouring

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Hmmm ... salty Margaritas? ... "salty" cabin boys?? :goodevil:

Oh, Heck! Give me at least 6 of each!!! :badgrin: ..|
 
Sounds like everyone here's been having fun! ..|

We're anchoring for the night in the Cape Verde Islands. Anyone who wants to go ashore for shopping or [STRIKE]kidnapping[/STRIKE] bringing back some cute bois has until one hour after dawn! :gogirl:

Then it's deck party and swim races all the way to Panama! (!)
 
hhhhmmmm....I think I'll sit here for a minute with the big gun between my legs.......

So THIS is what it feels like to have a big dick! :D (sigh)

now, off to find my frickin cabin....maybe it's on the fiesta deck?!?!?

(I swear I'm never gonna get laid at this rate!)

(just like my "onshore" life :( )
 
!oops! Just found Robertac in my shower with two waiters

Has he no shame? Doesn't he have his own cabin?
 
I had to come in here to see the new avatar........very apropos!
 
My hands are under the cabin boys ... and the table is ... OUCH! :slap:

Hope that didn't spill any MargaRuthies ... or Ritas ... or whatever they are! :dead:
 
Dinner tonight is vegetarian pizza, flown in special from Eugene, Oregon. It's tasty, nutritious, and holds together well.

That last part is important, because....

* Kul flings a round piece of pizza across the dining room to catch Brian across the face *
 
Kulindahr said:
* Kul flings a round piece of pizza across the dining room to catch Brian across the face *
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!oops! I thought you forgave me

Goes back to cabin with tail between his legs :(
 
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