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H. M. S. J U B

I just need some sleep

Those boys just don't know when to quit ;)
 
Forgive me gentlemen,I was sleeping in today,with a couple cabin boys of course....they are teaching me the fine art of relaxation through great varieties of sexual release techniques,and I'm happy to say I'm getting the hang of it!:D
 
I'll be taking a rain-check in my room today, if you don't mind, guys.
 
I can not believe the sheer SIZE of this thread!!!

* grabs a seat & some popcorn* :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn:
 
Hey, Mills! You can cum and share mine! :-<

I think it has a balcony! Not sure, though. The cabin boys have yet to let me get past the bed!! :badgrin: (!w!)
 
Heh, thanks Chaz.
I'll come and share, but unfortunately not in the mood for sexual antics, today. :(
Just some company would be fine tho..
 
THen Fly here and have dinner with me Millzy, I would love your company.
 
There's no Air-way or Heli-pad on this cruiser!

Fuck it, I am going to the bar by the pool.
Soak up some sun, get a tan, and get polished off some lovely cocktail drinks!
 
Do like I did Millzy, I took off on a lifeboat and got rescued by some lovely Coast Guardsmen.
 
I didn't no. :(
I heard they were all gone.

No, just the ones in front of the forward stack, overlooking the olympic pool. There's still a few sternward; might even be one with a view of the afterdeck "fun pool". Let me check...

Yep! It's kinda on the port side, but you can see the pool, and the aft gun turret. All yours, dude! ..|


Huh -- those windsocks...??
Jeez -- those aren't windsocks! Someone strung up the giant condoms that were on the guns, painted them in rainbow colors, and clipped the ends so they work like kites! :eek:

I gotta find that guy! Doing things like that....






he should be on the Social Committee. :cool:
 
I can not believe the sheer SIZE of this thread!!!

* grabs a seat & some popcorn* :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn:

I can't believe the sheer size of this ship!

Seriously, have you ever seen a cruise ship long enough for two complete turrets of 16" guns, like on the Missouri? plus a full-length Olympic swimming pool? with tennis courts between the stacks? and a soccer field....

Soccer field?! I don't recall a soccer field! I read the manual again just last night, and there's no...
* checks manual *
Huh -- "Soccer facilities", pages 792-797".
*frowns*

There weren't even that many pages in this manual yesterday!!
* throws manual overboard *

Anybody for a game of strip soccer?
 
And you deserve to be spanked

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

* transforms his cabin into the ship's brig *

* puts MidnightPrison in irons and spanks him with a billy club *

We already have a ship's brig!

It's on the lower decks, right next to the "Leather and [STRIKE]Lace[/STRIKE] Pain" club. It's got chains, manacles, stocks, a rack... everything a medieval torturer might want, and a few others.

Or we could take him out and tie him over one the the big guns, and spank him there!
 
I have an announcement! :soapbox:

By [STRIKE]kidnapping[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]special invitation[/STRIKE] the miracle of Insta-Clone (imported from the 25th century), we have an official ship's [STRIKE]hunk assembly[/STRIKE] soccer team, all ready for [STRIKE]hot sex[/STRIKE] games on the [STRIKE]mattress[/STRIKE] new soccer field that's been freshly [STRIKE]lubed[/STRIKE] detailed for your [STRIKE]erotic[/STRIKE] athletic sporting [STRIKE]fantasies[/STRIKE] entertainment!

:=D: :=D: :=D: :=D: :=D: :=D: :=D: :=D: :=D: :=D: :=D:

Here they are:


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Our [STRIKE]drooling[/STRIKE] first practice will be this evening just before the H.M.S. JUB enters the [STRIKE]orgy[/STRIKE] Panama Canal.
 
(!) Cool!

Just so everyone knows, I've got first dibs on the guy in the front row, seccond from left! *|*
 
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