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H. M. S. J U B

Muaha-ha-ha-ha *click*
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* flips open communicator *

Enterprise? Ah, Miles -- look, I'm locked in my room -- huh? No, I don't want out! I want some Romulan ale, some Klingon blood wine, and a couple of cute ensigns. Got that? Picard? Just tell him the boys got absorbed by the holodeck -- it'll give him and Jordi something to sweat over. Yeah? Well, whatever works. Oh -- send 'em in uniform; uniforms look good hanging all over the room. Yeah. Great.
Miles... the Prime Directive is not involved -- our society is already corrupted! Now send those sweet things down!!

Sheesh -- "Prime Directive", my ass!

<hum of transporter beam delivering goodies>
 
Captain, if Ya push the engines any harder, I think I'll have ta blow! :bj:

*tee hee*


*Tst Tst* <--- (sound of Binaca spray)
 
Mills locked IN (Confined)? (And getting "Goodies"??! :badgrin: )

Dirk still missing ... ???

*Scurries down to Engine Room!* :bj: ..|
 
Ky, good idea ..| -- you check on those engines! :gogirl: I'm locked in my cabin with some goodies (!w!) and a couple of ensigns I'm, er, training in special, um, maneuvers. :69: Jake's locked in with me, but he keeps walking through the wall :eek: to go make drinks (UU) at the Sports Bar. \:/ :cool:
 
So romantic on top deck tonight. The full moon, the cool breeze, the sea-spray so gentle on my face.
Think I'll just strip off and stand here awhile..........................
 
Now, why was it I wanted locked in my room?

Oh, yeah, we locked Jake in here with me.
And I have Romulan ale. And Klingon blood wine.
And two ensigns.

I wonder how far we are from Amsterdam? Can't be too much longer...



Ensigns! Up and at attention! Ready for orders!
 
still standing here naked....but have been joined by seven other crew who have also stripped off. We're all mesmerised by the approaching light of what looks like a UFO. This may be an abduction.
:cry: I'm in tears as I think of the family and friends who I may never see again. :cry: Christ that red-headed deckhand has got a big dick:eek:
 
That's not a UFO -- that's Amsterdam!!

*pounds on door * Dirk, lemme out! We made it!

I think we're late, though. <sigh> We'll just have to have fun faster!

Break out the tulips and the clogs! Fire off a three-gun salute (that's all we've got up front)! And another one (from the back)!
Grab some champagne, and get to the rail! See if you can hit a cute guy on the dock with a cork!

Whee!!!! Amsterdam!!
 
yeah,yeah,yeah,...whatever.... but DID YOU SEE THE RED_HEADED DECK_HAND!!!

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!*|* *|*
 
Hey -- those aren't the same two ensigns -- one was Vulcan!

* shrug *

I guess the Enterprise had duties for the other two, and Miles did a switch. Time to break these two in.....
 
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