H. M. S. J U B

[Raybee]

I'll be BANNED, you realise that don't you!

 

[Kulindahr]

Oh.
Um.... surround us with deck umbrellas!

 

[Raybee]

".....as once again, cabin boys you have gone above and beyond the call of duty - I salute you"

Captain, the cabin boys have managed to milk every cow in Madagascar to provide this milk-bath for a) your skin protection, and b) it's secondary natural emollient qualities,
Some of the local lasses volunteered to do the direct application.

Ta-dah!

Um....Ta-dah

ta-dah


This isn't what you wanted is it Captain

 

[psychobandit]

come on, let's line up those Cabin Boys



.......................(captain goes here)



Attention! get'um up boys, aim, FIRE


your lotion Sire

 

[Kulindahr]

".....as once again, cabin boys you have gone above and beyond the call of duty - I salute you"

Captain, the cabin boys have managed to milk every cow in Madagascar to provide this milk-bath for a) your skin protection, and b) it's secondary natural emollient qualities,
Some of the local lasses volunteered to do the direct application.

Ta-dah!

Um....Ta-dah

ta-dah


This isn't what you wanted is it Captain

No, but it looks fun!

I'll use it to rinse off after what psycho organized.

 

[Raybee]

Noooooooooo, guys...not in his eyes.....he needs to steer this damned boat!

 

[Kulindahr]

No worries, mate --

we're at anchor just now, until we get tired of the sand in Madagascar (then we'll go find some other sand to get tired of).

Besides -- I don't steer the boat, I just give orders.

 

[Raybee]

Excuse me if I'm a little preoccupied everybody, I'm just trying to see if we can pick up American Idol.....now if I turn this knob here....

 

[Kulindahr]

Wow, Chief -- with all those signals zapping around, it looks like you started a war!

I'm going to go put thicker walls on my full-scale sand castle.

 

[Raybee]

Better hang this above your door too, just in case.

A war.......ME.............fancy that!

 

[Kulindahr]

Better hang this above your door too, just in case.

A war.......ME.............fancy that!

Uh... not my color.

Does it come in green?

 

[Raybee]

Uh... not my color.

Does it come in green?

Yep.....

 

[Kulindahr]

Yep.....

Just what are you planning on doing with those fingers????

 

[Raybee]

Routine testicle count.....all done!

 

[psychobandit]

That tickles! (teehee)

 

[Raybee]

Don't laugh....you're next!


"Cough"

 

[trey1121]

yep, we'll come up for air later!!

 

[Kulindahr]

Attention all hands!
By order of his Royal Majesty, King Gumby, we're going to get this ship moving!

Man your battle stations! Raise the thingy on the big chain! Re-assemble all widgets! Return gizmos to their pre-voyage positions!

Cabin boys, gather your passengers and get them on board. Sober passengers should be taken to the "Suh-MOKE Inn!" Pub located behind the stern stack; others to the ballroom for a free lesson in "Horizontal Dancing".

We depart these pleasant shores in a blink and a nod after the last person ashore has been hosed down so we don't get sand in the Olympic pool.







Now, someone pick a destination.... I hear there are glaciers breaking off down by Antarctica....

 

[Raybee]

Aye, aye Captain!
I suggest we all huddle together in front of the freezer, first, and acclimatise!
I'm very practical that way ...........

 

[Raybee]

And let's do some scientific research whilst we're there. I'm going to find out more about gay penguins who couple for life!