H. M. S. J U B

[trey1121]

my hand knows exactly where to go!

 

[Kulindahr]

Sailing around the world. Going port to port.

Sometimes we go from Chablis to Chablis.

 

[Kulindahr]

nope, looks hot. Clothing is optional on this cruise.

Not always!

There's the "Thursday Night When the Moon Is Full" roller-blade dance party, and there's a strict dress code:

No clothes below the neck.

 

[Kulindahr]

Looks like it's getting steamy on this cruise

Sometimes we run off steam power.

 

[Raybee]

Not always!

There's the "Thursday Night When the Moon Is Full" roller-blade dance party, and there's a strict dress code:

No clothes below the neck.

And Captain, remember last Tuesday when we thought we'd play "Show and Tell" and everyone brought the SAME thing!?!
Damn, that was a good night!

 

[Riverrick]

Although .... I have also brought my swim costume along as well. Should be popular with the guys ...... that's me in the middle.

Love your mustache, Justaguy!

But....are there girls on this ship?

 

[Kyanimal]

Sailing around the world. Going port to port.

Sometimes we go from Chablis to Chablis.

Our Captain is not only Witty, but also has a great sense of Humor!!

I'm thinkin' of heading for the bar, and going from One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor!

 

[Riverrick]

They are slightly better looking that the ones you're bringing River
But it's ok, mine are just my two sisters who have come to see me off.

Well, in that case maybe I'll drop the thong.

 

[Raybee]

Hey riverrick

I'm reeeeeeeally sorry. I chose these two cabin boys for you, and now they're fighting over who gets to keep the thong you just dropped!
If they're too unruly, you just let me know and I'll fix the situation.

 

[Riverrick]

Hi Raybee!

My, what a mess they are! Its going to be straight to the bath tub with both of them tonight.

This may take awhile. I'll see you in the morning.

Oh, and thanks!

 

[Raybee]

They look like big boys ..... there might be a bit of spillage out the sides of that thong ...

Well then we're just going to have to find something with a little stretch, and a lot of give........just like I like my men!

Adjustable lycra?

 

[Raybee]

Hey Jag

There's this spare cabin boy who's been looking you up and down all day.
Y'interested?

 

[Kulindahr]

Oh yea ... go Benji. Thanks Raybee.
Hey Raybee ... I found this stow-away below decks. I believe there is a spare bed in your cabin ..... he says his name is Amos.

I can already tell he'll be famous!

Since people asked, I checked with Sean, cabin boy turned navigator, and he says we're about seven hours out from Gypsy Cove on the Falkland Islands. He showed me a message from Stanley, the capital, saying there's a crowd of penguins there, and they've been expecting us!

 

[psychobandit]

hhmmm...I'm confused.....I thought the plural of penguin was Penguy?!?

 

[Raybee]

Oh yea ... go Benji. Thanks Raybee.
Hey Raybee ... I found this stow-away below decks. I believe there is a spare bed in your cabin ..... he says his name is Amos.

Thanks Jag....and wow...he's got a REAL woodie!



Psychobandit . How are you?
Have you got a spare 'dick cozy' for riverrick? He dropped his in the mud, and I believe there'll be a formal welcome for us when we reach the Falklands!

 

[Raybee]

I can already tell he'll be famous!

Since people asked, I checked with Sean, cabin boy turned navigator, and he says we're about seven hours out from Gypsy Cove on the Falkland Islands. He showed me a message from Stanley, the capital, saying there's a crowd of penguins there, and they've been expecting us!

Oh Captain, the welcoming committee is forming already.
(A few balloons and streamers would have been nice, at least!)

 

[Raybee]

Your suite is ready Jag,

Thought you and Benji might like a balcony room!

 

[Riverrick]

Thankyou Raybee ... I am so pleased I paid first class, because I didn't initially realise that a cabin boy was thrown in. Perhaps there is also enough room for Amos as well, if you can't find space.
Yes ... from this distance, those 4 on the beach could easily be freemasons ....

Any chance they're the Village Penguins?

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[interesting]

Oh, they all look so evil

 

[trey1121]

hello guys