H. M. S. J U B

[Kulindahr]

Well, all the towns here have power again, finally. A bunch of outlying farms are still waiting, though.


My work at cleaning up after the storm has suffered an interruption, though.

 

[Shepherd 2]

The ship feels abandoned. I miss you all, especially my buddy from New Zealand. justaguy, I hope you are just fine.

Santa Shep+ JNS

 

[Kyanimal]

Since we're in Hawaii ... we are, aren't we? ... the ship may seem abandoned only because everyone, including the Cabin Boys, has Shore Leave to enjoy the beaches!!

So ... why not join us, and leave the sheep to themselves??

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Shepherd 2]

kyanimal,

I understood that we were headed for the equator for a really gay
Christmas celebration.

Santa Shep+ JNS

 

[psychobandit]

I'm alone on the ship with the sheep?




woahohohohahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(that's the best I could approximate an evil laugh )

 

[Kyanimal]

kyanimal,

I understood that we were headed for the equator for a really gay
Christmas celebration.

Santa Shep+ JNS

I'm alone on the ship with the sheep?




woahohohohahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(that's the best I could approximate an evil laugh )

Is it just Me? Or ... is Everyone onboard having some "urge" to "Cross The Line" in some form or other???

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Shepherd 2]

I could have sworn I hear people singing "Over the Bridge, Over the Bridge." But I haven't seen anyone Kyanimal and psychobandit, we could have our own party or whatever, it appears, that they are off somewhere. Ho, all you out on the waters, come back.

What shall we do for Christmas, and what will the hazing be like when we cross the equator. I have heard stories. (Stomach rumbles, and fear seizes the Shep.)

Santa Shep+ JNS

 

[Shepherd 2]

Since we're in Hawaii ... we are, aren't we? ... the ship may seem abandoned only because everyone, including the Cabin Boys, has Shore Leave to enjoy the beaches!!

So ... why not join us, and leave the sheep to themselves??

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

Kyanimal, I am glad you have that stash of naughty pictures. Man are they hot, but I am hot too thinking about my fellow on board just now. I always knew it was not the survival of the fittest, but the survival of the oldest, 67, 57 & 41. Damn that is hot.

Santa Shep+ JNS

 

[Kulindahr]

Your Acting Captain is in the on-ship clinic, nursing his wounded hand.

Could someone bring a bucket of sand and a margarita, so I can pretend I'm on the beach?

Oh -- and a cabin boy to keep my hand elevated.

 

[Kyanimal]

Aw, My Cap'n! Sorry to hear about the paw!! Might this Cabin Boy be of assistance as far as "elevation" goes??

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Raybee]

Sorry to hear about your injury captain!

Here's Bosun Jamie to sing you some shanties and keep your spirits up!

....and your (hic) margarita, Captain

 

[Kulindahr]

Aw, My Cap'n! Sorry to hear about the paw!! Might this Cabin Boy be of assistance as far as "elevation" goes??

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

He'll be comforting one way or another!

 

[Shepherd 2]

Kuli,

Speak the word, and I will be right into the clinic. Poor baby.
We will have magaritas and then send the cabin boy away for a
more private time with Santa. I have a few surprises for you.

Santa Shep+

 

[Raybee]

Captain and crew:
I hope you don't mind mixing business with pleasure.
We've been commissioned to replace that boring black equator line with something more colourful.

Apologies for any inconvenience.

 

[Shepherd 2]

Aye, aye sir. I vote for the gay pride line instead of the equator. Maybe that is why all the pictures of crossing the line has men in the doggie position. It is like they are all about to get fucked. What a
surprise that must be for some. Ray, if you have any ideas for the occasion, I am open to listening.

Santa Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

How about a bobbing line of giant Mardi-Gras beads?
In rainbow, of course.

 

[Shepherd 2]

Aye, Aye, Captain, Kuli,

My Elves can take some of the wool from the sheep and most those exquisite balls you would like. And for you sir, I will assume any position which will satisfy your most important needs. Hold me in your arms, and squeeze me tight. I will not injure you weakened hand tonight. Just put your cock in my mouth, and then my dear man we will sail safely south. Love you big boy.

Hand feels alot better doesn't it? Santa loves to change the subject.

Santa Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

I notice that our official captain, SteveNavy, is back.

Now I have to get him on board, so I can go back to being Tour [STRIKE]Erector[/STRIKE]Director.

 

[Raybee]

speechless

 

[Shepherd 2]

Raybee,

I have got my eyes especially on you, for I am a little extra
horny today. I have been too busy working. I am ready to shuck
my clothes and have some rest and fun. Naughty time starts
right now.

Santa Shep+