H. M. S. J U B

[Kulindahr]

I think we should paint the ship pink.

 

[psychobandit]

Pink???




Why don't we just change the name of the ship to the H.M.S. Stereotype!?!?

 

[Shepherd 2]

I say make it a rainbow ship.

Finally, we have turned a new page. Cruising must not be
a gay activity so much this near to Christmas.

Santa Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

Merry Christmas
My fellow shipmates,
I love you all.
Hope we make port one day.
Santa Shep+ ​

 

[Shepherd 2]

Three days, and not any human contact except with myself. I am quickly becoming a old pervert. The sheep are horny too!

Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

Did someone say "port"?

I have some liebfraumilch, but no port!

 

[Shepherd 2]

KULI,

Sorry I missed your call a wee bit earlier. I hope your mended hand is repaired enough that you are now comfortable.

I am so horny, I would settle for anthing these days.

Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

Sleeping with even a small cast is a pain.


Swimming would be really bad.

 

[Shepherd 2]

Kuli,
What I would gladly do with you tonight does not require either one, and it looks like the ship is all our tonight. Last one in the rack is a rotten egg.

I will count to fifty to give you a head start, since you will need a little more time to get comfortable. 1, 2, 3 .............50. Here I cum ready or not.

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

46 hours later!

Abandon Ship!

Abandon Ship!

Abandon Ship! May Day! Or Christmas Day 5!
No activity, they must have done it already. I guess I am sunk.
Willl Santa drown alone at sea in late 2007? HELP
Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

Strange.

The ship's original captain, SteveNavy, comes back a war hero but doesn't return to the ship. I, optimistic, return to my job of tour director.

Now everyone's gone but Shep... I'm not even sure where the sheep got to!

 

[Raybee]

 

[psychobandit]

Not gone, I still read (check) every day, Just haven't been much for commenting lately

 

[Kyanimal]

I, too, am guilty of lurking about "The Boat", and keeping "unseen".

However, in my "spy mode", you might be surprised at what I've been "seeing" going on with everyone still on board!

I know the original intent of "Cabin Boys" was to see to our passengers' "needs" and comfort! And, to facilitate social events, and interaction, throughout the Cruise! But, this seems to have "backfired" with everyone staying in their Cabins with The Boys!! Who can blame them???

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Shepherd 2]

Strange.

Now everyone's gone but Shep... I'm not even sure where the sheep got to!

Yes, I am strange, and yes, the sheep are gone too. They must have drowned, my whole flock. Although I did not see any corpses floating around out here, so the sharks must have had lunch or dinner.

SteveNavy, must have taken the first life boat, and even you the tour director, Kuli, was not where to be found. Is there even a tour left to direct. How can we right this ship and have a little fun?

Look forward to better times, I was huddled away, hoping not to drown if the ship sunk.

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

Ray,
Have you been captain for a cruise ship before? I hope Kuli is up to the job of tour director. We need to get under way again, and under the deep.

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

Abandon the cabins, all you perverts.
Santa Shep is here, and I have gifts.

I better think of something good to give them,
or they will be tempted to throw me overboard.

Here they come. I do see someone, don't I?

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

I, too, am guilty of lurking about "The Boat", and keeping "unseen".

However, in my "spy mode", you might be surprised at what I've been "seeing" going on with everyone still on board!

I know the original intent of "Cabin Boys" was to see to our passengers' "needs" and comfort! And, to facilitate social events, and interaction, throughout the Cruise! But, this seems to have "backfired" with everyone staying in their Cabins with The Boys!! Who can blame them???

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

Chaz,
May I presume, some of the rooms did not have a cabin boy and may have taken my sheep in to have their way with them. Have you seen any of that objectionable beastiality?
Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The devoted shepherd listens and eventually hears the hollow sound of his echo coming back. God I miss JUSTAGUY, for he is gone so long I have gotten "blue balls." I know he went on vacation, but this is wearing me out, if I do not hear his resonant voice and feel his gentle touch soon, I will die of a broken heart. Am I alone?

Waits and hears even that echo return, and drops his head, feeling very sad and very alone. The cabin boys are even having a better time than I am.

Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

Blue balls?

He could find a blue sheep.....