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H. M. S. J U B

Shepherd 2 said:
Ray,
Have you been captain for a cruise ship before? I hope Kuli is up to the job of tour director. We need to get under way again, and under the deep.

Shep+
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Sorry Shep......Captain material I am not........my safety record is so bad that all the rats jumped the plank...voluntarily.:(
 
I guess I'm still acting captain....


Okay <deep breath>.

Weigh those anchors -- get it down to the gram.

Swab those decks -- use Qtips.

Raybee, go buy some masts and canvas so we can set sail.


We'll circle the Arizona, sound off at the beaches, and do some figure-eights and loop-de-loops among these islands for a while.
 
Thanks for coming back to our ship. I was so bogged down with loneliness that I was paralyzed with grief. You are all some of my favorite JUB people, and your absence made me feel really blue, and so I developed blue balls, because I was doing the wanking too much. Even the sheep wanted nothing to do with me.

So liven up this place, in seven hours, it will be 2008 here, and I am ready for 2007 to end. What kind of party will we have?
JAG you may have had your party alreads, and you Ray may have too. We will catch up soon.

Shep+
 
WooHoo, Captain Kul is back! Best new I've had all year.....okay, we'll include last year as well, seeing as it's only 1st January here in Oz.

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Yea-eh!
Thass what Ah'm TALkin' about!
Nahsss sails, Chief!


Now, madmen to the mizzentops!
Full bore to the topsails!
Haul that line and stoke that bowl!
Make fast -- we don't have all day!


uh...

did I forget anything??
 
Kulindahr said:
Yea-eh!
Thass what Ah'm TALkin' about!
Nahsss sails, Chief!


Now, madmen to the mizzentops!
Full bore to the topsails!
Haul that line and stoke that bowl!
Make fast -- we don't have all day!


uh...

did I forget anything??
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um.....All abOARD!:confused:
 
Raybee said:
um.....All abOARD!:confused:
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Raybee said:
No........Anchors aweigh.....that's the one :D

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And now the Norman Aberschnacle Choir--

take it away, Norm!



Anchors Aweigh, my boys
Anchors Aweigh!
Farewell to shore-time joys --
We sail at break of day, day, day, day
Through our last night ashore
We'll once more drink and play...
 
Three hours and no one, on our H.M.S. JUB. Shep is in immediate despair. I am leaving and there is no one on board to say goodbye to. Hangs head and leaps into the waves over board. Maybe I will drown or be eaten by sharks.

Shep+
 
Shepherd 2 said:
Three hours and no one, on ther H.M.S. JUB. Shep is in immediate despair. I am leaving and there is no one on board to say goodbye to. Hangs head and leaps into the waves over board.

Shep+
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Good Bye Shep! :wave:

Bon Voyage! :D

Happy Trails! (*8*)

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What's wrong, Shep??? :(

I've got to go to bed in a few minutes, and can't get into a lengthy conversation.

I'm sure you'll be all right. (*8*)
 
Rick,

I am Ok, I am sorry to imply I am not, so please
go to bed, and I must too for tomorrow is yet another
had day at work. I sign my contract tomorrow.

Shep+
 
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