H. M. S. J U B

[Shepherd 2]

Kuli,

I never tire of telling you I love you, and it is gratifying for me to see that your thread has made 60 pages, my most successful made 6. Well done. Thanks for kindness to me and including me in your voyage.

Harry+

 

[psychobandit]

I'm stuck in the "bowels" of the ship, sheep all around me...............



I woulda called for help but they are so soft and cuddly



and they keep backing into me

 

[Shepherd 2]

psychobandit,

Maybe I will get banned for saying this, for it is beatiality. But if you have never fucked a sheep, before you die, you should try it. It helps to understand the nuances of loneliness and the great literature, especially the Illiad and the Odyssey.

I will miss this ship and my sheep. Take care of it for me.

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

Piggy wants to go on the ship.

Welcome. Piggy, aka OX,
This ship has been to Hawaii, it has had sheep on board, and it has a hot bunch of cabin boys, which is the talking point of this ship. It seems too many of the passengers are spending a lot of time with the boys in the cabins and not soializing.

I am not sure where we are going, and I am like you, destinations are important to me too. So keep asking, or PM Kulindahr or cap with Riverrick and they will include you in the happening and keep you up to date. It is not so active as either Sausy's Place or Robbie's Room. But I have enjoyed all three.

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

Not on this cruise, unless you have an overactive imagination. Keep a barf bag nearby, but I would not expect it.

On the sea, you will get your sea legs. And you could get a lot of other stuff, but you always have a say in that.

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

Piggy,

No one has ever been lost here or drowned.
There may have been an occasion or two we threatened to drown
someone, but no one so sweet as you.

I dropped the OX, so there. You are my Piggy, and I like it like that.
Just have a drink from JAG's hooch over there, and you will relax, it is a special elixir make from kiwis. Be careful I always wondered if it was really made from something else.

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

You will always have a life jacket on, unless you are in your cabin with one of the cabin boys, and you will be thrown a life saver to help you back aboard.

You are too sweet for any one here to harm you.

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

We are all vegetarians. It prevents scurvy.

Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

Piggy wants to go on the ship.

Welcome aboard, Piggy!
I think there's some of the clover we brought on for the sheep, somewhere on deck.

I can't swim. If I fall over, I'll drown.

What if someone throws me overboard?

If you end up over board, roll on your back. Piggies float.
The cabin boys will get jealous, and ten or twelve will jump in to not be left out. Then we'll send out boats with photographers to get pictures of it all.

What if someone gets hungry to pork roast, or pork chops?

I'll be eaten.

We do NOT eat passengers!
If anyone wants pork-chops, we stop at the nearest port and round up some non-sentient pig.
Usually we save meat for shore parties, anyway.

We are all vegetarians. It prevents scurvy.
Shep+

He's being a little inaccurate. We get animal protein a lot, in liquid form....

 

[Shepherd 2]

Welcome aboard, Piggy!

He's being a little inaccurate. We get animal protein a lot, in liquid form....

Kuli,

I take that as a parting cum shot at me. You rascle.
I love you anyway, and in your absence, I was enlisting Piggy to
come to H.M.S. JUB and make this a more lively place than it has
been over the holidays.

Sorry, Captain, if I mispoke. Aye, aye, Sir.

Piggy, remember when I told you that they do not throw you over board, well that is the good news, but the bad news is that they sometimes will make someone walk the plank.

Captain, you do not want me to walk the plank do you?
Is a premature execution like a premature ejaculation?

Shep+

 

[psychobandit]

psychobandit,

Maybe I will get banned for saying this, for it is beatiality. But if you have never fucked a sheep, before you die, you should try it. It helps to understand the nuances of loneliness and the great literature, especially the Illiad and the Odyssey.

I will miss this ship and my sheep. Take care of it for me.

Shep+

hehheh, That gave me a good laugh on an otherwise dismal day so thanks

I do, though, think I would have to be very lonely to fuck a sheep


.oO(come to think of it.... I AM pretty lonely (teehee))

 

[Shepherd 2]

psychobandit,

If you seriously want to fuck a sheep, take this little bit of advice from someone who knows first hand, take a set of nose plugs with you, for sheep do smell like shit.

Truth be told, the physical sensation is not unlike anal fucking or fucking a woman which I have done a lot of too. The stories you have heard are true.

Now I am really pushing the envelope, but I tried as a young boy to fuck a lot of other farm animals, and none were in the least satisfactory. That is probably more information that you would ever want, and I hope you are not too shocked. Stick to the sheep. lol.

Or better yet, get a bf, and fantasize that he is a sheep.

Shep+

 

[Kyanimal]

Where did my cabin boys go?? Seems they've been "deleted"!

I'm wondering if it was because "explicit imagery" is not allowed in F&G? Or ... was it because they carried a designation as being "yoinked" from a specific site? (Which, by the way, was done, and posted by, someone else in a different thread, first.)

Oh, well! Guess I'll just have to go scouting for more!!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Shepherd 2]

Kyanimal,
I love that username, everytime I see it I think I should slather my cock with ky lubricant and get ready to go. Welcome this afternoon, and I hope we can one day make this ship a more lively and fun place for more JUBbers to visit.

If the picture is deleted, I am afraid I will never see it. You are only 22 posts from 5000.

Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

Kuli,

Piggy, remember when I told you that they do not throw you over board, well that is the good news, but the bad news is that they sometimes will make someone walk the plank.

Captain, you do not want me to walk the plank do you?
Is a premature execution like a premature ejaculation?

Shep+

I think we'll make you walk the Mobius Plank.
It's not working quite right, though -- when you step off the end, you'll reappear on a plank somewhere on board.
Or possibly nearby, if there's another ship close!

 

[psychobandit]

psychobandit,

If you seriously want to fuck a sheep, take this little bit of advice from someone who knows first hand, take a set of nose plugs with you, for sheep do smell like shit.

Truth be told, the physical sensation is not unlike anal fucking or fucking a woman which I have done a lot of too. The stories you have heard are true.

Now I am really pushing the envelope, but I tried as a young boy to fuck a lot of other farm animals, and none were in the least satisfactory. That is probably more information that you would ever want, and I hope you are not too shocked. Stick to the sheep. lol.

Or better yet, get a bf, and fantasize that he is a sheep.

Shep+

Well.....I am Scottish......so.......

 

[cm98059]

I am sorry for my absence from the ship. Although while I was away, I did locate a few new cabin boys, as it appears that the old ones have deserted over the holidays.

 

[cm98059]

I found two sheep below deck in an aft cabin with this guy. They were bahing, and it sounded like they were saying "Braaaaaaaad". He says his name is Brad.

 

[Kulindahr]

Maybe they were saying, "Baaaaad!"
I'd say he's pretty bad!

 

[Scrub]

JAG sweetie, you are in the wrong thread

Don't you want the Post Whore Game?