H. M. S. J U B

[cm98059]

It's a little early in my time zone, but for many of you, happy St. Patrick's Day.

 

[cm98059]

Since it is almost St. Patrick's Day, why don't we cruise Ireland and pick up some hot Irish Catholics?

 

[Shepherd 2]

Is the idea of Hot Irish Catholics an oxymoron?
What the hell we can fuck them all. Get this ship under way.
Wear the green mates. Irish boys will make good cabin boys.
Nice thin legs, bony arses. It should be interesting.


Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

* tour director and de facto Captain Kulindahr stumbles aboard wearing green paint and a stainless steel codpiece engraved with "I love Padraig" *

 

[Kulindahr]

I thought I should update everyone on this situation:

Oh no!!!

I've just found a cabin boy stabbed to death in my suite!

There's a killer loose on board the HMS JUB!

No those JUB rules again, no beastiality, no necrophilia, how is a real man supposed to have fun? But the idea of a man kept in a morgue is a bit chilling to me.

Shall we throw him overboard and pretend he was never on board. I hear they do it a lot down off the coast of Peru. Maybe we can take that sock off his left foot and put it on his cock and perhaps the sharks will not eat that until last bite.

Shep+

Three days since I last saw the H.M.S. JUB? Maybe it sunk off Peru?
I was hoping we could just throw the dead man's body over board, and now it appears we lost him and the ship. Maybe it was fate.

Shep+

I found him. Someone stuck him in a ventilation shaft. He's beginning to smell. Lets toss him.

He ended up in a special tank below. We were running short on Soylent Green for the servants.

 

[Kulindahr]

* captain Kul leaves a green streak on the deck as he crawls to the aft top swimming pool *

 

[Shepherd 2]

Captain Kuli, step into my cabin, for I have a bone to pick with you.
By the way, welcome aboard. I am truly glad for the cod piece, but please remove it, it makes me nervous.

You want me to do what? I thought you would never ask.
Aye, aye, my captain.

Shep+ celebrates 11K

 

[Shepherd 2]

This ass isn't very boney ....

With cabin boys like this who will not sail?
Since St. Patrick's Day. It is time to sail again, mates. All aboard.
Tonight this is post 12,121


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[Kulindahr]

We have a new greeter for newcomers on the voyage:

 

[Shepherd 2]

"O Captain, my captain,
when will we put out to sea?"

 

[Riverrick]

This ass isn't very boney either.

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[Shepherd 2]

Excuse us Rick while he and I have a couple of hours in my cabin. It is good to see you aboard again mate, and theat usual good source of man candy is nice too.

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[Kulindahr]

The ship is quiet.

Maybe we need to send out engraved invitations?

 

[Shepherd 2]

Kuli,

If it doesn't ;happen soon, I am more concerned about the
other kind f grave, for I am an older man.

Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

I wonder how many cabin boys I can get under my bed....

 

[Kyanimal]

I wonder how many cabin boys I can get under my bed....

That would depend on what You mean by "get" and/or "under"!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz ;-)

 

[Shepherd 2]

Chaz,
Love those uncut men, and I hope they are
the new cabin boys. I have a big contented smile on my face.

Thanks for the challenging picture.

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

If anyone cares to look back some of the hottest pictures at JUB have been posted during this ship's journeys. Cabin boys are the very symbol of our leaving port and entering a new post of call.

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

I propose we sail from San Diego to Sydney, Australia.
There are a couple of hot Aussies over there that I want to seduce
onto the ship and into my cabin.

Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

Calling Horatio Hornblower!!!