H. M. S. J U B

[cm98059]

Some of us mature types have kept this ship afloat lately.

Shep+

I'm not sure of how "mature" it has been, but some of us have sure done something to this ship. Well, when we haven't been swabbing the decks anyway

 

[Kulindahr]

I don't think that's a grenade.

I am pretty sure you and I have discussed the pack it in, pack it out movement.

 

[Shepherd 2]

I am just glad to know that our tour director is willing to go commando. I like that.


Shep+

 

[cm98059]

I have to ask, Kul was promoted to captain a long while back, and we seem to have had an exodus from the ship over time. I am beginning to think that it might be time to organize our existing staff.

I think Kul is doing just fine as captain of the ship.

I would be willing to offer my services as Kul's First Mate and Morals Officer, the second part would be truly easy, enforcing the moral standards on this cruise.

We could still use a navigator to keep this ship going on course, and a procurement officer to keep the Kitchen and Bar stocked.

And we probably need someone to procure new cabin boys and welcome new passengers. Should we call that the hospitality officer? You have to admit, it sounds better that ship slut.
<= Hospitality officer on duty.

 

[Shepherd 2]

Hospitality Officer may sound nice, but it does not have the poetic sound
of Ship Slut.

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

On no, do not tell me that that is a fleshlight in his hand.
If he is with me he won't need it.


Shep+

 

[cm98059]

You know Shep, unless you start doing something else with your hands, you are going to be over 20K posts before the end of Summer. You want to assist these new galley boys and bar tenders with their prep work?

 

[Shepherd 2]

You know Shep, unless you start doing something else with your hands, you are going to be over 20K posts before the end of Summer. You want to assist these new galley boys and bar tenders with their prep work?

Numero tres, in the middle has got my undivided attention. I am a good cleaner upper. And he needs more than a little help.

Maybe, I keep saying I will pull back some, but not so far.

Shep+

 

[cm98059]

What are you pulling back?

and do you need a hand?

 

[cm98059]

... As the ship emerges once again from the mist and fog of page 2, One traveler asks what the location of the ship is, Simple says another traveler nearby, We're at sea...

We are arriving at Shannon Ireland. We will be taking on provisions for our next leg of the voyage and Since Shannon has an international airport, we will be able to accomodate new passengers that may be interested in joining this cruise in progress.

Our next destination after leaving Shannon and Limerick Ireland will be Glasgow Scotland, followed by The Isle of Man, then we will sail for Bristol, England. Grab your passports and your maps, you never know where this cruise is going to go, because we are making up the itinerary as we go.

 

[cm98059]

Hmm, is there anyone aboard beside me?

Hello
ello
llo
lo
o

 

[Kulindahr]

... As the ship emerges once again from the mist and fog of page 2, One traveler asks what the location of the ship is, Simple says another traveler nearby, We're at sea...

We are arriving at Shannon Ireland. We will be taking on provisions for our next leg of the voyage and Since Shannon has an international airport, we will be able to accomodate new passengers that may be interested in joining this cruise in progress.

Our next destination after leaving Shannon and Limerick Ireland will be Glasgow Scotland, followed by The Isle of Man, then we will sail for Bristol, England. Grab your passports and your maps, you never know where this cruise is going to go, because we are making up the itinerary as we go.

Nice itinerary!

I hereby appoint you our new Tour Director.

 

[Kulindahr]

Hmm, is there anyone aboard beside me?

Hello
ello
llo
lo
o

Sorry; I've been with a couple of the cabin boys, practicing full-body massage... using the tongue.

 

[cm98059]

And you didn't invite me to help you teach. I'm disappointed in you, but I'll get over it.

How is it going?

 

[cm98059]

Nice itinerary!

I hereby appoint you our new Tour Director.

If I take the Tour Director position, can I still enforce our ship's moral code?

 

[Kyanimal]

If I take the Tour Director position, can I still enforce our ship's moral code?

We have a "Moral Code"???

Or ... did you mean "morale"??

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Kulindahr]

And you didn't invite me to help you teach. I'm disappointed in you, but I'll get over it.

How is it going?

My tongue is sore.

Some of our cabin boys have an awesome flavor.

 

[Kulindahr]

If I take the Tour Director position, can I still enforce our ship's moral code?

Unless you can find someone with enough morals to be appointed Moral Officer.

 

[Kulindahr]

We have a "Moral Code"???

Or ... did you mean "morale"??

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

Yes, we do. It limits the amount of morals you're allowed to have.

I thought it meant we had to talk about our morals in code.

Ky, maybe I'll designate you our Morale Ociffer.

 

[Kyanimal]

Yes, we do. It limits the amount of morals you're allowed to have.

I thought it meant we had to talk about our morals in code.

Ky, maybe I'll designate you our Morale Ociffer.

OOooooo! ... Would that mean I can duct tape some fancy epaulets on my naked shoulders, and maybe wear a cap with a gold ship's wheel embroidered on it, and a whistle around my neck?

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz