H. M. S. J U B

[cm98059]

We have a "Moral Code"???

Or ... did you mean "morale"??

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

Of course we have a moral code on board. It involves the 7 C's:
1. Conscious?
2. Consent?
3. Is there a Condom in the room?
4. Chains are optional.
5. Clothes off?
6. Cum?
7. Cigarette?

 

[Shepherd 2]

I had all veven. And I have hardly had any time to get my breath, but I am not complaining. My libido is up to whatever is offerred.

Shep+

 

[Kyanimal]

OOooooo! ... Would that mean I can duct tape some fancy epaulets on my naked shoulders, and maybe wear a cap with a gold ship's wheel embroidered on it, and a whistle around my neck?

Reporting for duty, Sir! As Morale Ociffer, "Everybody UP!"

(I really did run across this picture AFTER I had posted the above! Granted ... no whistle ... but, there is "something" that can be "tooted" on, though!)

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz ;-)

 

[Shepherd 2]

Chaz,
I must hand it to you, that is one amazing picture. Wheere do you get this fantastic pictures. Are you saving them somewhere for an occasion like this.
Superb choice, and I am shy about using the expression, but "I must hand it too you," it being the tooter. Nice.

Shep+

 

[cm98059]

JAG
Glad to see you have finally surfaced again. Does the poor cabin boy need resurrected?

 

[Kulindahr]

Of course we have a moral code on board. It involves the 7 C's:
1. Conscious?
2. Consent?
3. Is there a Condom in the room?
4. Chains are optional.
5. Clothes off?
6. Cum?
7. Cigarette?

No cigarettes in indoor public areas.



So who wants to be indoors anyway?

 

[Kulindahr]

Hi Jubbers.
Sorry I've been away so long. I got waylaid with one of the cabin boys. And then Kul gave me one of those tongue massages.

I see we are approaching Shannon, Ireland. I'm looking through the binoculars. Where are we going to land ?

There's a little beach down there.....

 

[Kulindahr]

I think I might sleep under this Shannon landmark .... it might give me good luck. I might find another hot jubber to snuggle up to ???

Is that the trial version of the Great Stone Table the witch killed Aslan on?

 

[Kulindahr]

We should have a party welcoming JAG back.

 

[cm98059]

No cigarettes in indoor public areas.



So who wants to be indoors anyway?

Kul, I think that the No Smoking rule only applies to ships flying an American Flag. Since we fly the International Pride Flag as our primary colors, I don't think that rule applies here.

Aren't the smoking rules as they apply on ship:
1. If you don't want your clothes to smell like smoke, take them off.
2. Before or after, never during. You might burn something, unless you're into that.

 

[cm98059]

Hi Jubbers.
Sorry I've been away so long. I got waylaid with one of the cabin boys. And then Kul gave me one of those tongue massages.

I see we are approaching Shannon, Ireland. I'm looking through the binoculars. Where are we going to land ?

We can anchor the ship out in the harbor, and use our Old Navy Surplus Chinooks:

 

[cm98059]

We should have a party welcoming JAG back.

I think that sounds like a good idea. I'm not really good at theme parties. But I do pour a mean Margarita.

 

[Kyanimal]

JAG is back aboard! Party time it is!!

:thewave:

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz ;-)

 

[Kulindahr]

If it wasn't for CM's chinooks we would have to absail. Or we could just camp out on the beach during our stay in Shannon.

We could build a catapult and get tossed up there....

 

[Shepherd 2]

Fellow H.M.S.JUBbers,

Shep has returned and has boarded again. I am done moving except for a lot of heavy lifting of garden stuff, so the people reconnected my internet, and I am back. Yahoo!

It is good to see JAG as well, and Kyanimal and all you others including Kulindahr.

All aboard! Let us set sail. Or steam out of port or whatever we need to do.

Shep+

 

[cm98059]

The HMS Jub weighs anchor, steams out of the mist of page two, and departs Shannon Ireland. Our next Port of Call will be Glasgow Scotland. Followed by the Isle of Man and Bristol England.

 

[cm98059]

The Morals officer is going to grab himself a few cabin boys and retire to his cabin. If I don't surface in three days, send breakfast.

 

[Shepherd 2]

JAG is back aboard! Party time it is!!

:thewave:

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz ;-)

Yep CHAZ,
I took this little group to my cabin and they can play with me and for me any time they want. I can sing for them too.

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

Chaz,
The new cabin boys are diverting all our energies to being in the cabins and having a good time. Where do we want this cruise to eventually take us?

Shep+

 

[cm98059]

Does the final destination matter, or is it the fun of the diversion? Which, could include Cabin Boys.

We will be arriving at Glasgow Scotland in the morning. We will be in Port 24 hours, before departing for the Isle of Man and Bristol England.

After Bristol England, do we want to go North to Amsterdam or do we want to cruise across the Atlantic and then southward down the Eastern Coast of Canada and the US? Or would you like me to flip for it? Heads, Holland; Tails, East Coast; and if he lands on his feet, we'll do both.


Looks like he landed on his feet, so from Bristol, we'll go to Amsterdam then cross the atlantic and cruise the Eastern Seaboard.