H. M. S. J U B

[Riverrick]

Wow! Nice pic, Ky.

Nice ceiling and room. too. Michael would have approved.

 

[Shepherd 2]

Oh, "Geesh"! Nice TRY Shep!!



VERY Nice, Rick!! (With a wee bit of help from "Mike"??) But ... I think Shep was talking about this ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz ;-)

I get to ask a not so serious question, who took my picture?

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

I do not like it either Kulli, but it is the latest JUB fad, and I chose to do it for the business. Sorry to offend your taste, but I will let it grow for you.

Shep+

 

[Kyanimal]

Damn!, Shep! I've got to give you "props" for working to keep Up the [STRIKE]hoax[/STRIKE] image!!

And about the shaved balls, shaft, and trimmed pubes ... supposedly it makes their dick look bigger/more obvious! (At least some leave some pubes! I'm not a big fan of the completely shaved look!)

I really don't mind the attempt at "enhancement". I mean ... it does "cut down" the potential for getting hairs stuck in your throat!!

But, Please!, Don't shave the pubes, or trim them down so far that they Look like pruned hedges!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Shepherd 2]

CHAZ,
You may prune my hedge, so long as you keep painting my post.

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

Eight days with Chaz in my cabin, and it has been the best time for me in months. You have no idea what talents this man has until you are holed up with him for a while. It is no hoax.


Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

Are we sailing?

 

[Shepherd 2]

Sorry Kuli, but when I am in my cabin having good sex with some hottie, I am not really all that concerned whether we are under way or not, just that I am on top again.

Santa Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

I think I am getting cabin feveer. Definitely, I want to go on deck and look around, maybe Chaz has brought some fresh hunks on board to pass around. I am getting in the mood, that is horny again.

Shep+

 

[cm98059]

I have to beg forgiveness for being absent for so long. I've had 10,000 applications for the cabin boy positions sitting on my desk. I've processed and interviewed about 1,000 of them so far and I have 5 trained and ready to join the crew so far. Here's the first group for your viewing pleasure.

 

[cm98059]

I also found a few guys in the first group of applicants that had some specialized skills that I thought might be of use to us on the ship.


Meet our new crew members: the yoga instructors, the gymnast, the maintenance guy, surfing Instructor, and batting coach.

 

[cm98059]

The new crew members wandered off. But I've rounded them up again so you can meet them.

 

[Shepherd 2]

And just in time for a really humping Christmas season. Let me get in line at the sauna or hot tub. This is going to be fun. Yahoo!


Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

Okay, Shep, I'm appointing you our Santa. We'll send them all to sit on your lap.

 

[Shepherd 2]

I remind you Kuli, on my lap is to sit atop a six inch cock that is 8.5 inches around. I knew it might scare people off, but in fact I have it on good sources that this is one of the ships that pirates boarded off the Somali coast and then took our cabin boys hostage. I say we pay ransom to get those fine cabin boys returned. I miss them. Maybe the Congress would give us some "BAILOUT MONIES?"

Personally I want to set sail for New Zealand so I can hookup with JAG the KIWI. He is one hot, hot, hot, hot man.

Shep+

 

[Kulindahr]

Damned pirates.

If I had Orbital Mind Control Lasers, I'd turn all pirates gay.

 

[Shepherd 2]

Actually today, I am more concerned about the fires in Australia than anything else. Perhaps we could redirect the H.M.S. JUB to Sydney and give aid to our Aussie friends, nearly 200 have died in the fires. God help them. It would be nice if JUBBERS would as well.

Shep+

 

[Shepherd 2]

Well, 18 more days have passed, and it is time to become the nudist cruise for gay men. I will sign myself up, and I hope we are setting couse to New Zealand.

Shep+

 

[cm98059]

It would appear that we have come across some poor victims of the pirates. Do we have some volunteers to take them in?

 

[Kyanimal]

Aw! Poor "Babies"!!

Uh ... Taking them IN ... what??

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz