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gmoney[/B];3565029]So, the last couple of times I went for a haircut, my stylist, when trimming my sideburns, has started "trimming" right around my ear canal! I can remember seeing old men with hair growing out of their ears; God, I hope I don't become one of those!
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Now, I seem to have these 2 (Just 2!) hairs growing out of the tip of my nose!
I pluck them occasionally (always makes me sneeze), but the little fuckers just seem to come back. Why is it when we get older, we lose the hair on our heads, but begin to grow hair where we never wanted it in the first place?!
Just a silly little Friday night rant.
gmoney,
I want to hold your hand *in my pants*
No, no, no, that is a thread in F & G for songs.
I am here to tell you that this is the beginning of the end. So get ready for the time to come. Hair like you would like a lot of places but mainly growing around you cock or anus, now it grows in huge amounts out of your inner ear. Hopefully you will not need them to hear.
Hair growing around your eyes and threatening to make your eye brows one long rope of fast growing hair that is bushy and reminding you of Andy Rooney when you look in the mirror.
And hair growing out the end of your nose, some at least three inches long even though you cut them daily. And I notice my pubic hair is even growing faster than ever.
On top my head, not one hair salutes me.
Then growing inside your abdomen down around your urethra is that little chestnut that prostate, yes the same one you always wanted massaged by your lover, and now your urologist, if he is like mine says, "Roll over on your side, I know this may make you uncomfortable, but I must do the one finger salute. Yipee.
These are the golden years, and yes the nasty things that happen are I believe better by far than death, but they are only reminders that you sir, are getting older by the day.
However, my cock still gets rock hard, way too often, and my ability to have orgasm is still at about seven a day, and my desire for sex is incessant. I must be OK.
My approach, I make up a fantasy about it and usually imagine my hairdresser, a cute young man, and my urologist an older guy who smiles too much as my fantasy lovers. Then I can look at them and grin and they are clueless about what is entertaining me now. And I will not tell unless they pay me as well as I pay them.
Shep+ 
