Halloween Siggie Help.

[Ram]

So Halloween is coming and my siggie will change accordingly. I have done it in the past to fit with the holiday mood. The moment I get friends and a boyfriend in my real life, trust me, this will stop.

Here's the Christmas siggie I have been using so far:

Designed by Kahaih. Sadly, the bitch deleted his account after this. Probably questioned his life choices after helping me superimpose Mrs. Claus posing happily next to a centipede-covered pink Dildo

So I need a Halloween-inspired centipede infestation declaration. Kindly pick one. I have narrowed the "best" ones down.

Sadako, long-haired Asian ghost, confuses the telly for a door:

Zombie:

Vampire:

Yeah, the "best" ones. You should see the rest. The horror lies in the design. They looked like they have been designed by me moving my mouse with my forehead only.

I hate myself. If you don't hate me that much, I will love you if you can design them properly. Whatever you do with it, I am sure it won't look like the pixel diarrhea I have just displayed

Anyone who makes fun of my superior cut-and-paste Paint skills and my supposed lack of Photoshop/basic artistic skills will be summarily executed. I am just born like that, okay?

You know what? I think summary execution is a little too kind. These centipedes? They real. And very much contiguous. One queef in the right direction and you will be pouring bucket loads of baby talcum powder down your hole to stop the itch.


No pressure! Pick away.

 

[Corny]

I like the Sadako one

 

[geloge]

I like Sadako siggie too

Is this what you had in mind?

 

[geloge]

I think the boogie man from Nightmare before Christmas could be a good idea too

 

[Ram]

Geloge, I am naming my first born after you. Geloge Ram Jr. Bonshaquitalafondria.

Amazing. I love the Sadako one. It is exactly what I have in mind.

Corny and Geloge, you dudes get extra candy~!

 

[Ram]

Wow, 3 posts only so far. I may have to cancel all my appointments next week just to finish reading the responses in this thread. Woah, JUBbers, don't have to post all at one time.

 

[geloge]

Geloge, I am naming my first born after you. Geloge Ram Jr. Bonshaquitalafondria.

Now I feel like I should have chosen a better nickname.

Amazing. I love the Sadako one. It is exactly what I have in mind.

Glad you liked it

Corny and Geloge, you dudes get extra candy~!

Don't try too fool me, I know that's not a candy bar, not that I mind

 

[LilBit]

I like the zombie one best.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

I suck at this. LOL

 

[LilBit]

^That made me laugh and barf at the same time.

 

[Ram]

I suck at this. LOL

I am hitting myself for not thinking of this first. So much awesomeness.

Should I take it?

 

[borg69unimatrix]

It's yours if you want it. I made it for you.

 

[Ram]

I am putting it up for election. Hopefully JUB gives a shit about my first world problems and start choosing the siggie they like.

3 Sadako, 1 Zombie, 1 Vampire, 1 Human Centipede.

Thanks Borg. It's very witty. Did we take the same Paint workshop course?

 

[borg69unimatrix]

I'm a novice... for the most part. I do my own stuff much better then trying to anticipate what others might want/like.

 

[LilBit]

Now I like the human centipede best.

I wish you could be my middle segment, Rammy-poo.

 

[AndrewC88]

I don't understand....

 

[Ram]

What is it that you don't understand?

 

[AndrewC88]

The centipede thing

 

[Ram]

There are centipedes in the vagina. What's there to understand.

Anyway, due to the poor response, I will just go ahead and pick geloge's design.

Thanks Borg for your design. I have saved it in my comp. Maybe when Human Centipede 2 is released, I will change it.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Poor response. It's the middle of the night. Wait!

And, I think Andrew was asking about the Southpark image in Borg's offering. He's in Alaska -- they're probably blocking Comedy Central's signal in Sarah's hometown.

Actually, the 'south park' image in mine was taken from an actual diagram from the movie "Human Centipede"... which I ATTEMPTED to watch at one time, and couldn't get through because it was SO disgusting (and stupid).