Happy Birthday to Me!

[Ram]

*buys Ram the hooker that he's always wanted*

Oh so you are going to put a bow on yourself and send yourself over?

 

[gmoney]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAM!!!!

 

[spooger]

Happy Golden Birthday

check it out >>> http://www.gifts.com/birthday/golden-birthday.html

pamper yourself, RAM

 

[MoltenRock III]

It's August 24th, 2011, 1204 a.m. and it's my birthday today. 24 years old!

Drinks on me!

Tantric bar later tonight?

Happy 2 - 4 !!!

 

[Ram]

Congrats on making it to 24 yrs old....happy birthday!

It wasn't that hard. I tried my best. Thanks!

Happy birthday, Ram! I wish you love in the year ahead.

It's time for you to settle down with a nice girl and start a family.

Ok mummy, get off the internet.

Thanks.

Happy birthday Ram! Hope you have a sweet day matey! and get loads of pressies!

Free sexual services please. Thanks.

Love you, Rammy... all the best!

Oh my god, it's the cake I made for you! Thanks.

Happy Birthday to my favourite member, well second favourite

*takes out craving knife* Thanks but just curious who is the first guy?

 

[Ram]

Yay! Happy Birthday to you!

Thank you my Chinese friend.

A Very Happy Birthday, Ram

Thank you my female friend.

Happy Birthday, Ram!

Thank you my white friend.

Happy birthday Ram!



Now, let's get naked and celebrate!

Naked? Oh my god. That's my favorite word. Thanks.

Blow a Candle. You are a pretty good boy in the end of the day. ^^

Oh I will blow alrite but there weren't be any wind action.

 

[Ram]

I'd love to spank you 24 times....well we'll call it spanking....but instead

x24 plus 1 to grow on.

Hope you have the happiest birthday ever.


With greatest affection for one of the classiest, funniest and smartest guys on this forum.

RB

Oh rareboy, you always know how to make me blush. If I was 60 years older, I would love to be your partner.

Happy Birthday!

Thanks babe!

woooooot wooooot....our little Rammy is getting older and older......

Happy Birthday, geezer.....

Thanks!

Rammy-poo, in honor of your special day, I'm gonna give you a rusty trombone, a dirty sanchez, and a Cleveland steamer.

Enjoy!

Why don't you just fuck off?

Sorry, it's just an instant reaction whenever I see your name attached to a post.

Thanks and you can keep your gifts. The door is always open for you to leave.

 

[Ram]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAM!!!!

Hmm, I want him to fuck me. Oh thanks babe!

Happy Golden Birthday

check it out >>> http://www.gifts.com/birthday/golden-birthday.html

pamper yourself, RAM

Thank you, that's a great site!

Tantric bar later tonight?

Happy 2 - 4 !!!

Lmao, that bar? Hell no.

I spend my birthdays like a loser. Home with family and friends and cakes and presents.

 

[LilBit]

Why don't you just fuck off?

Sorry, it's just an instant reaction whenever I see your name attached to a post.

Thanks and you can keep your gifts. The door is always open for you to leave.

One of these days, Ram...

 

[Anders123]

Happy birthday Ram! I can't even count how many times your posts have made me laugh out loud. Although, you probably know that already due to my incessant comment spam. I'd follow this up with either an innocuous compliment or a flirtatious proposition, but twenty four is just a little too old for me... sorry.

 

[MoltenRock III]

Lmao, that bar? Hell no.

I spend my birthdays like a loser. Home with family and friends and cakes and presents.

LOL! Ok, Lockerroom it is then.

Your parents still buy you b-day presents? Ask them for a plane tix to go see Lilbit, so you can give a donkey punch.

 

[Ram]

Happy birthday Ram! I can't even count how many times your posts have made me laugh out loud. Although, you probably know that already due to my incessant comment spam. I'd follow this up with either an innocuous compliment or a flirtatious proposition, but twenty four is just a little too old for me... sorry.

Oh crap. I am genuinely sad right now.

 

[Ram]

Sorry, Ram...cannot be bought . Even on your birthday....

Hope it was excellent for you, though!

Oh wow. Second blow. Got rejected again.

Wow. Is this sadness I am feeling? On my birthday. Why is my heart crying?

*masturbates alone in the corner, crying*

 

[Anders123]

Oh crap. I am genuinely sad right now.

Chin up Ram! You know I was joking.

I'd be inclined to rock up at your doorstep in nothing but rubber gloves as compensation for my substandard facetious banter, but unfortunately when naked I look like a pasty garbage bag filled with coat hangers.

If there's anything I can do to make up for my previous faux pas, let me know.

 

[GL]

happy birthday honey bunny!!

why don't you come over and sit on uncle danny's lap.

i'll let you fish one of those lollipops you're so found of out of my trouser pocket.

*buys Ram the hooker that he's always wanted*

oh! that'd be me then.

 

[Ram]

Chin up Ram! You know I was joking.

I'd be inclined to rock up at your doorstep in nothing but rubber gloves as compensation for my substandard facetious banter, but unfortunately when naked I look like a pasty garbage bag filled with coat hangers.

If there's anything I can do to make up for my previous faux pas, let me know.

I have had sex with Lilbit so I would prefer to move up to a pasty garbage bag filled with coat hangers. Hell, fill it with shit, I would still think it's better.

I want nekkid pictures now.

 

[Ram]

happy birthday honey bunny!!

why don't you come over and sit on uncle danny's lap.

i'll let you fish one of those lollipops you're so found of out of my trouser pocket.

Dan, ewww....

oh! that'd be me then.

I didn't know you were pimping out Stacy again.

 

[LilBit]

I have had sex with Lilbit...

Oh, now I suppose you're gonna try to blame me for the centipedes.

 

[yeahright1991]

Happy belated birthday and congrats on making it another year

 

[LilBit]

All right, it's time to stop stroking Ram's ego. His birthday is over, so it's time to go back to treating him like the diseased vermin he is.