Happy Black Friday

[belamyi]

Are you celebrating this year... like nobody else, apparently?

 

[belamyi]

Damn, that should have read "Japi vlleq phrydey"... oh well.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Damn, that should have read "Japi vlleq phrydey"... oh well.

Is it that time of year alrady? Right now Americans across the land are stretching and practicing their WWF moves so they can bodyslam whoever gets in the way of them grabbing the last 52" smart tv.

PS: Send help. Not just for Black Friday, just in general, send help.

 

[belamyi]

^ What help, blankets, ammo, real food..?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^ What help, blankets, ammo, real food..?

All the above, and as many psychologists as you can spare. We are a nation of sociopaths.

 

[unloadonme]

Are you celebrating this year... like nobody else, apparently?

No, it's a marketing gimmick.

 

[belamyi]

No, it's a marketing gimmick.

So you don't celebrate Christmas or Remembrance Day either.

 

[belamyi]

All the above, and as many psychologists as you can spare. We are a nation of sociopaths.

Were people saying the same from the very same nation back when there was no internet to act as an overseas loudspeaker?

You can not become a great global power until you have the right amount of sociopath material in charge of it all.

 

[unloadonme]

So you don't celebrate Christmas or Remembrance Day either.

I suppose I semi-celebrate Christmas. I'm not religious and I don't believe any of the fantasy nonsense underlying Christmas. I'm forced to take time off work and I suppose I just go along with friends and family to an extent.

I don't celebrate Remembrance Day, you're right about that.

 

[belamyi]

I don't celebrate Remembrance Day, you're right about that.

It's all poppycock to you.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Were people saying the same from the very same nation back when there was no internet to act as an overseas loudspeaker?

The internet is the first time in history the 99% had a voice. I'm not sure if people were ringing this alarm, in the AOL days I was flirting with older guys in chat rooms and looking for the best porn AOL had to offer without a credit card-- grainy low resolution celebrity bulge pics.

 

[belamyi]

The internet is the first time in history the 99% had a voice.

Loudspeaker.
To have a voice you have to first be human, then undergo minimal mental and vocal training to lead you beyond mere moaning, groaning and roaring.

 

[belamyi]

The internet is the first time in history the 99% had a voice. I'm not sure if people were ringing this alarm, in the AOL days I was (...)

How O-L-D are you

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

How O-L-D are you

19. DUH.