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Bma:
My, my, silly little rabbit doesn't have a sense of humor.
All right, let's go literal. The dancing wasn't stellar, but it wasn't bad either. Of course, you should see the live motion to realize how well it translated onto the screen considering they transformed a world-class tap-dancer into a legless, flightless bird. The singing on the other hand, was quite good, though it would seem to me that you aren't judging them by the quality of their vocals, but rather, by their content.
Next point. Gyrating. Well, do you see any genitals on these things? Any breasts on the women or penises on the men that would make it distinctly sexual? Now humor me, how else would you wish them to be animated in a movie where the entire theme revolves on dance? Stand still and wave their flippers up and down? Look at each other conservatively while they sing songs about dancing? Or maybe perhaps you're just always thinking about sex.
No, no, how rude of me. Let's go aesthetic. On the parts of the movie where the female penguin sings (and indeed, shows attitude), the camera shots almost always tend to focus on her neck and flippers, not on her body. Wide shots where the entire body is caught in the meanwhile, almost always display the penguin in complete symmetry (i.e., raising the right arm whilst putting up the left leg, and vice-versa), creating a much more artistic perspective, giving said shots the look and feel of a painting or a theater act.
And adult-themed songs, well it's funny that you mention it. You see, kids at their toddler years don't understand more than their basic share of Barney songs. They need rythm and a dancing dinasour to get a handle on what's going on. Adolescents, well, that is a different matter, but their minds (as well as a lot of adults) tend to recognize visuals before any other medium when bombarded by them all at once. These visuals must either be extremely elaborate, or must show acts that seem "odd" to them (i.e. violence). You don't see kids "understanding" why the man he's watching just shot someone else, after all.
Now, should you mix these two - - visuals and audio - - you get an odd cocktail which most elder viewers enjoy for the content (seeing as they are more than capable enough of cohesing all that their sense pick up), while younger viewers enjoy for the eclectic mix that flies over their heads at 150 mph.
But you know what? You do have a point. In fact, you should completely and utterly tell everyone how bad the movie is. And praytell do not stop at the rabid, savagely sexual nature that these penguins possess, no! Ask why the filmmakers are decidedly anti-monotheistic! Surely the children will doubt God's existence after they watch Mumble pull one over the village clergy. And of course, they'll hate humanity as well, after being so cleverly exposed to the brutality of man's nature. Oh, and complain about how Latin and Mexican people are portrayed as overly materialistic, backward, sexual advocates of false idolatry. That'll get you an award.
Okay, sorry. Sarcasm is always in bad taste, my apologies.
Oh, and my sense of morality is just fine. A kid dumb enough to rape his girlfriend after watching penguins sing and dance should die.
Of course, I could go on, but I suspect you already made up your mind that this movie is vile filth and must be destroyed. No matter.
Cheers.
My, my, silly little rabbit doesn't have a sense of humor.
All right, let's go literal. The dancing wasn't stellar, but it wasn't bad either. Of course, you should see the live motion to realize how well it translated onto the screen considering they transformed a world-class tap-dancer into a legless, flightless bird. The singing on the other hand, was quite good, though it would seem to me that you aren't judging them by the quality of their vocals, but rather, by their content.
Next point. Gyrating. Well, do you see any genitals on these things? Any breasts on the women or penises on the men that would make it distinctly sexual? Now humor me, how else would you wish them to be animated in a movie where the entire theme revolves on dance? Stand still and wave their flippers up and down? Look at each other conservatively while they sing songs about dancing? Or maybe perhaps you're just always thinking about sex.
No, no, how rude of me. Let's go aesthetic. On the parts of the movie where the female penguin sings (and indeed, shows attitude), the camera shots almost always tend to focus on her neck and flippers, not on her body. Wide shots where the entire body is caught in the meanwhile, almost always display the penguin in complete symmetry (i.e., raising the right arm whilst putting up the left leg, and vice-versa), creating a much more artistic perspective, giving said shots the look and feel of a painting or a theater act.
And adult-themed songs, well it's funny that you mention it. You see, kids at their toddler years don't understand more than their basic share of Barney songs. They need rythm and a dancing dinasour to get a handle on what's going on. Adolescents, well, that is a different matter, but their minds (as well as a lot of adults) tend to recognize visuals before any other medium when bombarded by them all at once. These visuals must either be extremely elaborate, or must show acts that seem "odd" to them (i.e. violence). You don't see kids "understanding" why the man he's watching just shot someone else, after all.
Now, should you mix these two - - visuals and audio - - you get an odd cocktail which most elder viewers enjoy for the content (seeing as they are more than capable enough of cohesing all that their sense pick up), while younger viewers enjoy for the eclectic mix that flies over their heads at 150 mph.
But you know what? You do have a point. In fact, you should completely and utterly tell everyone how bad the movie is. And praytell do not stop at the rabid, savagely sexual nature that these penguins possess, no! Ask why the filmmakers are decidedly anti-monotheistic! Surely the children will doubt God's existence after they watch Mumble pull one over the village clergy. And of course, they'll hate humanity as well, after being so cleverly exposed to the brutality of man's nature. Oh, and complain about how Latin and Mexican people are portrayed as overly materialistic, backward, sexual advocates of false idolatry. That'll get you an award.
Okay, sorry. Sarcasm is always in bad taste, my apologies.
Oh, and my sense of morality is just fine. A kid dumb enough to rape his girlfriend after watching penguins sing and dance should die.
Of course, I could go on, but I suspect you already made up your mind that this movie is vile filth and must be destroyed. No matter.
Cheers.










