Has anybody gotten an inappropriate erection?

[evilmonkey]

I get one when sometimes when i read this site at work.

and the massage thing for me too - every damn time, no matter who is giving it!

 

[trav83]

I think of Queen Elizabeth taking a dump... works every time!

 

[lostparker17]

on a flight to Hawaii one time, a cute boy around 15 or so was sitting across the aisle and up one row from me. He was wearing a T and soccer shorts (the shiny baggy kind). while i was looking at him and fantasizing i notice a rise in his shorts. it grew into a full blown erection in about ten seconds. he looked clearly uncomfortable and looked around to see if anybody was watching him and noticed me where upon i smiled at him. his face turned beet red and he quickly looked away pushing down on his cock at the same time. i watched him struggle with that woody for about 15 minutes until it finally subsided. about half way through the flight, he stood up to get a blanket out of the overhead bin and his boner was sticking straight out in front of him stretching the fabric tight. he quickly sat down, put the blanket over him and looked back at me. we both smiled at each other and for a moment i thought he was flirting with me. but of course, being jail bait, i just kept my fantasy to myself and hoped i might see him at the beach later, but i never did.

 

[DL_Virgin]

I don't think you can hide your erection but try not to let your friend become fully erect by thinking about something unpleasant like in my case a certain aunt in my family uuuaaah. that helps. and as soon as I have finished my training, I will give myself some good relief in the shower (not there, but at my place)

LMAO i do that too...usually think about my history teacher in high school.

I get erections at least 8 times daily. Walking around campus, i always end up walking behind a guy wearing tiny,thin gym shorts with a thick ass, thick fleshy thighs and muscular legs . Its always frustrating not to be able to just put your hand right up the guys gym shorts and feel on the guys dick so i just think of my history teacher or anyone really unattractive. I need to lose ,y virginity VERY SOON. or else my dick is gonna explode one day..

 

[sonny10305]

wow - I've got a thing for my "haircutter" too - He's sexy, hairy and I think pretty straight - (2 kids) -- I've seen him in shorts and almost died -- he's got hairy legs and hair peeking out of the top of his tee shirt - and every once in a while - he will "lean"his into the arm of the chair and I feel "something hard" against my forearm - that's when I'm glad there's a big drape over me -- and hope I get everything toned down before he's finished. -- Can I come back in 4 weeks - love those haircuts !!

Yeah I get my haircut around every 6 weeks, I started going to this new barber about 4 months ago and I always get there early just as he opens up. For one thing the other barber does not come in till about an hour later and the place is usually empty, just me and him (Steve)
I always try to get the conversation to get him to open up about his life.
I know he has a steady girl who says at his place on the weekends, so I know he is must be fuckin the shit out of her, (and you wonder why I am always hard in the chair) I have told him I am bi and he is very cool with that, he knows a few gay guys On my next visit I have decided to just come out and ask him if he has ever done anything with a dude. he knows I am into guys so the question should not freak him out.
I gotta get this guy, I just gotta.

 

[bluedragon4]

My most inappropriate boner was with my ex's ex! He got a boner to and than I got myself in deep trouble! LOL

 

[ShavedAdonis]

I've gotten big precum hardons while getting massages at spas. I have had erections at the gym showers. When you are shaved too it is impossible to hide anything. I remember talking to this one guy, facing him, about something and as we talked I was getting a hard on. He just looked and smiled.

 

[TheTrish]

Yeah I get my haircut around every 6 weeks, I started going to this new barber about 4 months ago and I always get there early just as he opens up. For one thing the other barber does not come in till about an hour later and the place is usually empty, just me and him (Steve)
I always try to get the conversation to get him to open up about his life.
I know he has a steady girl who says at his place on the weekends, so I know he is must be fuckin the shit out of her, (and you wonder why I am always hard in the chair) I have told him I am bi and he is very cool with that, he knows a few gay guys On my next visit I have decided to just come out and ask him if he has ever done anything with a dude. he knows I am into guys so the question should not freak him out.
I gotta get this guy, I just gotta.

Hi, sonny! Ask if his girlfiend has ever fantasized about a MMF.

T

 

[Smiffy2]

unles a person somehow sleeps through their teeange years then they've had one.

 

[sci1Paul]

I think of Queen Elizabeth taking a dump... works every time!

Now that worked like a charm. Just scrolling throigh the posts, that image did its job...

 

[tila123]

This thread came at a good time since I had an experience just this past week.
I go to a barber who is very straight, very greek and very hot.
I flirt with him mercioulsly and I gotta say he is very cool about it, it's just a lot of fun and since he does not get all uptight about I keep doing it.
I almost always get hard at some point during the haircut but not when I am about to get out of the chair. But this last time I was still hard when it was time to go and so I just got up and said "dude, look what you do to me"
He gave out a big laugh, shook his head and finger at me
Someday I'm gonna show this babe what man on man sex is about.....it's just a matter of time

THATS..... pretty fuckin hott.

 

[LarsVenice]

I used to get them at the library when I was at university, but generally from looking at the wrong magazines, especially Stern. Sometimes I would have to check out a book so that I would have something to carry. Also when I was taking a class on Ancient Greek Art. You can imagine what the research for that class was like. For one of my papers I asked the professor if I could write about Pederastic Initiation Rituals and their influence on Greek Art. He was thrilled to have a different type of paper to read, but much of the research I did was more like Anthropology than Art, and a lot of it I rdid in German. The professor could read Greek and French but not German, and so he was able to learn a few things from my research. I got an "A" on the paper.

I also got an erection in the locker room showers when the hottest guy in my weight lifting class came and stood right next to me to take his shower, even though the shower room was otherwise empty. I guess he wanted to talk with me, but I found the gesture way too stimulating. I've seen other guys get semi-hard there also.

Not long ago there was a gorgeous guy wearing loose sweat pants at the coffee/tea shop where I buy tea who had a raging hard-on that he seemed to wave back and forth in front of me as if he were proud of it or showing it off. I was tempted to ask him if he wanted help with that.

 

[blackbeltninja]

haha brilliant!

-d-

 

[TheTrish]

Trish, when you put a cold beer or Coke bottle between your legs to hold it in the car, do you get a clit boner?

Hi, bi-boy! LOL Yes, tho if it's really cold, not so much my love button, but my nipples pop out, BOING, BOING! LOL I'm real fun at drive-ins.

T

 

[woodywill]

Not happened to me for a while - I am over 50 OK! But my most vivid memory is at school when we used to have a communal BATH (not showers!) after Rugby (kinda macho type of English football!). On this occasion the tub got so crowded I was pressed up next to some jock, and popped a full-on boner. At 16, those things don't go down to order ... so I made a hasty exit, grabbed my towel, and hung it on my boner to make a joke of it! Nobody seemed to bother much, but I was really embarrassed at the time. The memory is just plain horny though!

 

[Arcenius]

Dude,

There is no such thing as 'an inappropriate erection'.

You are a male. Your equipment is functioning, so it gets going sometimes. No one really thinks, it is a serious deal or anything...

SC

This is the best response so far. Well said.
The penis was made to work and function, not have an "inappropriate" reaction. If anything, it would be inappropriate if he didn't have an erection.

 

[Charmander]

I had a checkup.. And yeah

 

[DarkHelios]

I had a checkup.. And yeah

I can't remember the last time I had a physical and DIDN'T get one. And it's not like I have a hot doctor or anything like that. It just seems to happen.

 

[dav242]

hey trish -
do girls get off to hearing about guys having boners at weird places that they have to hide? is that something that turns you ladies on? makes u wnana finger yourself as you read these posts?

and do you gals get "wet" at "inappropriate" times during the day? as in, secrete any female ejac?

i've always wondered whether female ejaculate happens at weird times...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

thanks

l8ersk8ers

 

[TheTrish]

hey trish -
do girls get off to hearing about guys having boners at weird places that they have to hide? is that something that turns you ladies on? makes u wnana finger yourself as you read these posts?

and do you gals get "wet" at "inappropriate" times during the day? as in, secrete any female ejac?

i've always wondered whether female ejaculate happens at weird times...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

thanks

l8ersk8ers

Hi, d! Sure. Why do you think I started this topic? LOL

You should lick my bikini bottoms after I go to the beach!

T