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Has anybody seen my friend Moe Moe?

fabulouslyghetto

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I'm worried, haven't heard from her and I think she's in trouble again.

A few minutes ago Moe Moe met this dude Devante down at the bus station where she regularly begs for change. Must've been love at first sight because he was back at her studio apartment throwing her legs over his shoulders before they had even traded salutationis.

Well, turns out Devante has a secret, one sure to upset Moe Moe. Devante is really a woman, a bull dyke who glued a penis onto him(her)self. He's (formerly she's) on the run for selling crack-cocaine to self-loathing republican homosexuals who pick up men in the...airport of all places.:confused:

Anywho, Hoe Hoe, whoops, I mean Moe Moe was supposed to call me and tell me the results of her STD test. I'm sure she failed as she always does but it would still nice to hear from her.:(

If you see this [strike]man[/strike] [strike]woman[/strike] [strike]tranny[/strike] thing PLEASE all 123-456-7890 ASAP!:(

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I apologize for the huge picture but with that girl's thighs you gotta use the widest-angle lense known to mankind.

She also answers to Trick, Hussy, Bitch, Hoe-slut, Moesha, and in the southern states she's Phyllis Peach, Daisy Antoinette and Cinnamon.

If you have a dog whistle, blow on it and see if this crackish whore shows up at your door step. BUT DO NOT LET HER NEAR YOUR BOYFRIEND!
 
Joshua_me said:
^ SWEET JESUS ! :eek:

That's disturbing....
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Hey! That's my friend!

>>makes sure Moe Moe isn't in earshot<<

Okay, you're right, she is a mess. She does have a shitty kitty (I don't mean the feline) that smells like beer, corn chips and latex. She does leave her nail polish on for months at a time and, sure, she gets all her outfits out the back of a trunk at the gas station but she's my girl, my Moe Moe.

What should I do Josh? I tried calling Animal Control but they said they're done with these search-and-rescue-a-hoe missions. I don't know where to turn to.
 
syntax70 said:
Where did moe get that Gucci clutch? She classy.
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You think that is authentic Gucci? I've got some mortage-based securities I'd like to sell you. :wink:

Chile gone somewhere, that ain't Gucci it's Gootchie. She got it from the Swanson's Swap Meet on 53rd and Prospect.
 
NeoSlacker said:
No need to worry.. Moe'isha is over at my place. I answered an ad on Craigslist and I couldn't be happier.

I got her on the cheap too. She hand washes my gym shorts, and cooks tacos with beans.

:twisted:
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Don't eat those tacos if you know what's good for you. Moe Moe hasn't washed her hands since the Ying Yang Twins had a hit album. And make sure you wear a Hazmat suit before letting her give you head. Moe Moe is so diseased that her STDs have STDs. Last week she found out that her grabs have gonorrhea and her genital warts have chlamydia.
 
syntax70 said:
Moe You let marley know that "Gootchie" is authentic.
BTW, your titties look nice. :D
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Ugh! I can't stand fake muhfuckahs. If you think her titties look like two soggy bread loaves, and I know you do, cuz they do, tell her so. You ain't gotta be nice to her just 'cuz she's a member of JUB.

I know, I know, a lotta guys tell her she got nice tits. And then they nut......
 
fabulouslyghetto said:
Ugh! I can't stand fake muhfuckahs. If you think her titties look like two soggy bread loaves, and I know you do, cuz they do, tell her so. You ain't gotta be nice to her just 'cuz she's a member of JUB.

I know, I know, a lotta guys tell her she got nice tits. And then they nut......
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all over them
 
Damn, Moe-Moe! If you're gonna get titties, at least get enough to fuck!
 
TheBigBang said:
What is that thing???
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That "thing" is my bestie Moe Moe. :mad:

Turns out she's safe and sound. Apparently she stopped by (this thread) but soon as I get back she's gone again, probably out terrorizing the town with another hoodlum. I wish she'd at least find a man with some cash so she can get those botched breast enhancements fixed. >>pretend there's a vomit smiley here<<
 
fabulouslyghetto said:
That "thing" is my bestie Moe Moe. :mad:

Turns out it's safe and sound. Apparently it stopped by (this thread) but soon as I get back it's gone again, probably out terrorizing the town with another hoodlum. I wish it'd at least find a man with some cash so it can get those botched breast enhancements fixed. >>pretend there's a vomit smiley here<<
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There we go. I fixed it for you...all better!
 
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