Has anyone ever come during a massage that wasn't supposed to have a "happy ending"?

[smellyass]

I can't control getting so hard during a massage and as soon as the masseuse gets anywhere around my thighs and buttocks I try to control myself and start doing my kegel exercises, but I can't help but cum. So far the massage guys at the spa I go have always ignored it and kept doing the massage, but I'm sure they've noticed it. I've always also wondered if proffessional massage people get turned on by guys they give massages to, or if that's against the being a "real masseuse" ethics, especially when they notice someone get a boner.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Re: Has anyone ever come during a massage that wasn't supposed to have a "happy endin

Ask them to comb your crotch hair for lice. That'll solve the problem.

 

[youngnihilist]

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thats weird are you attracted to the masseues? maybe get only old ladies to do it. or have them go deep and painful enough where u aint gonna get no pleasure.

 

[Absolut]

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Are you sure they aren't massaging your prostate?

So far the massage guys at the spa I go have always ignored it and kept doing the massage, but I'm sure they've noticed it.

Most professional masseuses just ignore if people get hard, because it's physical stimuation and most people do. However, I would imagine that one would notice someone cumming, especially if you were face up. Face down might be a different story until you got up from the massage

 

[-Lance-]

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Ive gotten a few messages in my life. only one by a man. i didnt get hard. You have to channel your thoughts, lol.

 

[Joshua_me]

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Yeah, usually I can 'channel my thoughts', but one time out in San Diego... We were staying at the Marriott out by the pier and there was a surprisingly good spa on the grounds staffed by the most gorgeous men I've ever seen in my life...

Long story short, I had massive wood by the time the session was over.
I swear, about 10 strokes away from the big finish...but I managed to keep it together, just barely. I'm sure the guy saw, he had this little grin on his face...I went from face down to robe in about .5 seconds.....lol

Lesson learned ? Jack-off before your appointment.

 

[-Lance-]

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I can't control getting so hard during a massage and as soon as the masseuse gets anywhere around my thighs and buttocks I try to control myself and start doing my kegel exercises, but I can't help but cum. So far the massage guys at the spa I go have always ignored it and kept doing the massage, but I'm sure they've noticed it. I've always also wondered if proffessional massage people get turned on by guys they give massages to, or if that's against the being a "real masseuse" ethics, especially when they notice someone get a boner.

btw, gorgeous ass!

 

[nuttsy1la]

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My masseur and I are friends, I've only ever once been hard from a massage by him. I've had many massages by other men and women but never had a reaction. My friend says he has quite a few men who get hard but as he put it, "he's there to do a job."

 

[SilverRRCloud]

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Nope, I was able to control my thoughts, as the saying goes.

I'd also agree with Kennyworth here. Those guys are professionals and they work with public. Part of their training tells them that these thing may and thus, will happen. So, they take it very graciously. What's the big deal anyway. Everyone has seen a dude bust his nuts, rite?

SC

 

[teddy14]

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i have two fat old Chinese women do me so I dont have to worry about becoming arroused, thats not the reason I use them tho, just coz they're bloody good.

 

[Pushyourluck]

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I have only ever been massaged once and it was in the Turkish baths, believe it or not in Turkey. It was by a Turkish man and yes I was hard all the way through but no, there was no happy ending, just a smile at the end from the guy massaging me, as if he was saying "nice try". Oh well, can't blame a gay for trying.

 

[teddy14]

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I have only ever been massaged once and it was in the Turkish baths, believe it or not in Turkey. It was by a Turkish man and yes I was hard all the way through but no, there was no happy ending, just a smile at the end from the guy massaging me, as if he was saying "nice try". Oh well, can't blame a gay for trying.

a proper Turkish bath & massage in Turkey is amazing, possibly my favourite thing about the country

 

[guaybanex]

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Yes. I was falling asleep on the table and was face down. He was very hot. He was massaging my upper legs and ass and I got hard. As he massaged my inner thighs, I got to the point of no return and started to shoot.

I was very embarrassed. He didn't say anything. I gotta admit though, it was kinda hot to lose control like that.

 

[Joshua_me]

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I sat up a little and watched in terror as I came

^^^ ^^^

 

[kevbo]

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Wow, I need a cig after that, Orion...

 

[kevbo]

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Smoking cigarettes is bad for you...


Here, smoke on this for a while you hunk.
*unzips*

Really? I've never heard that...

Oh well...

*smokes*

 

[Shepherd 2]

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What goes on between me and my masseuse is
between him and me, and it is going to remain that way.

Shep+

 

[sixthson]

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A 'massuese' is a female.

My 'masseur' has seen my tent making skills more than once. Massaging my lower back guarantees a response elsewhere. A professional ignores that. I try to do the same.

 

[GL]

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i have never had a proper massage from a professional. only the odd back rub here and there.

when i worked security this really nice girl was going to massage school. I was complaining about my sore back from spill on the bike. She said she would work the kinks out for me after work.

She was about 5' even, this little thing really. OMFG that was the best massage i had ever gotten. she just worked my back for me and i felt so good afterwards.

couple weeks later i said I could use another massage, "I could use the practice" she said. I really only wanted another good back massage but she goes "nah" she worked my back and neck, arms real quick. then my calves (OMG i was in heaven) back of my legs and then once she hit my buttocks *BOING*

"roll over"
"uhm"
"what?"
"i'm fine..."
"yeah you're also hard, hun there aint a guy i've worked on who aint been hard by now."

my chest, arms, then when she got to my thighs it got worse. the tension built up. i tried thinking about something else to no avail. All the while she was talking about work, and this and that. like a motor mouth.

she switched to my right leg working her way up. "blah blah blah" all the while i'm screaming at myself "STOP STOP STOP." she hit this nerve that makes me jump ... in a good way. I sat up a little and watched in terror as I came I glanced at her, she's still talking about the shipment we got in. after the moment was over and i was "spent" she grabbed the sheet bunched it up a bit... pretty much wiped me clean, turned and pulled the sheet off me, grabbed a towel tossed it over me turned back around, rearranged it and never lost a beat in her monologue.

I just laid back down. I almost ended up falling asleep. when it was done and i was getting dressed she goes "well, one less thing to do before I leave this green earth... massage a gay guy to orgasm." HAHA

oh my gosh! that's the best story i've heard today!

 

[PhoenixRising]

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when i worked security this really nice girl was going to massage school. I was complaining about my sore back from spill on the bike. She said she would work the kinks out for me after work.

She was about 5' even, this little thing really. OMFG that was the best massage i had ever gotten. she just worked my back for me and i felt so good afterwards.

couple weeks later i said I could use another massage, "I could use the practice" she said. I really only wanted another good back massage but she goes "nah" she worked my back and neck, arms real quick. then my calves (OMG i was in heaven) back of my legs and then once she hit my buttocks *BOING*

"roll over"
"uhm"
"what?"
"i'm fine..."
"yeah you're also hard, hun there aint a guy i've worked on who aint been hard by now."

my chest, arms, then when she got to my thighs it got worse. the tension built up. i tried thinking about something else to no avail. All the while she was talking about work, and this and that. like a motor mouth.

she switched to my right leg working her way up. "blah blah blah" all the while i'm screaming at myself "STOP STOP STOP." she hit this nerve that makes me jump ... in a good way. I sat up a little and watched in terror as I came I glanced at her, she's still talking about the shipment we got in. after the moment was over and i was "spent" she grabbed the sheet bunched it up a bit... pretty much wiped me clean, turned and pulled the sheet off me, grabbed a towel tossed it over me turned back around, rearranged it and never lost a beat in her monologue.

I just laid back down. I almost ended up falling asleep. when it was done and i was getting dressed she goes "well, one less thing to do before I leave this green earth... massage a gay guy to orgasm." HAHA

LOL! That's hilarious! At least she was good about it!