Has anyone ever come during a massage that wasn't supposed to have a "happy ending"?

[SimonSeven]

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Never had a massage, I'm way too ticklish for one. Recently I was getting fingerprinted ( job requirement) and the guy doing it was really cute and muscular and I instantly got a boner, what made it worse was he couldn't get a clean fingerprint on the machine so he had to do it over several times and each time he would rub my fingers clean with a cloth and give a little squeeze. Come to think of it maybe he was trying to tell me something...lol

 

[gmoney]

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she goes "well, one less thing to do before I leave this green earth... massage a gay guy to orgasm." HAHA

Best line out of the whole story!

How many others were requesting her services after this?

 

[Kulindahr]

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I've never cum while getting a massage. In college, though, I used to do after-game massage for a number of the basketball players, and more than once one or another left a wet spot behind.

That was back in my "sex is evil" and "orgasms are the devil's work" phase.....

 

[Kurn]

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In case you whizzed by Sixthson's post:
Masseuse is a lady.
Masseur is a guy,...
...who can look like a 6' foot, muscular, Sicilian fisherman.
He needed extra cash. I wasn't the paying type but he insisted. Sometimes in life you can't turn people down...

 

[ZeroPoint84]

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when i worked security this really nice girl was going to massage school. I was complaining about my sore back from spill on the bike. She said she would work the kinks out for me after work.

She was about 5' even, this little thing really. OMFG that was the best massage i had ever gotten. she just worked my back for me and i felt so good afterwards.

couple weeks later i said I could use another massage, "I could use the practice" she said. I really only wanted another good back massage but she goes "nah" she worked my back and neck, arms real quick. then my calves (OMG i was in heaven) back of my legs and then once she hit my buttocks *BOING*

"roll over"
"uhm"
"what?"
"i'm fine..."
"yeah you're also hard, hun there aint a guy i've worked on who aint been hard by now."

my chest, arms, then when she got to my thighs it got worse. the tension built up. i tried thinking about something else to no avail. All the while she was talking about work, and this and that. like a motor mouth.

she switched to my right leg working her way up. "blah blah blah" all the while i'm screaming at myself "STOP STOP STOP." she hit this nerve that makes me jump ... in a good way. I sat up a little and watched in terror as I came I glanced at her, she's still talking about the shipment we got in. after the moment was over and i was "spent" she grabbed the sheet bunched it up a bit... pretty much wiped me clean, turned and pulled the sheet off me, grabbed a towel tossed it over me turned back around, rearranged it and never lost a beat in her monologue.

I just laid back down. I almost ended up falling asleep. when it was done and i was getting dressed she goes "well, one less thing to do before I leave this green earth... massage a gay guy to orgasm." HAHA

haha that's brilliant! Glad to hear she had a (great) sense of humour
I've never had a professional massage before, and now I'm terrified the same thing will happen to me

 

[Just_Believe18]

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Funny story, Orion! Thanks for the laughs