Has anyone felt awkward at a strip club?

[altlover85]

I was in Toronto with my boyfriend this past weekend and we went to the strip club. There weren't any seats away from the stripper so we had to sit right near the pole. The whole time it was more awkward than alluring. I was even blushing a lot. Once we were farther away I was more into it.

Has anyone else felt this way?

 

[bankside]

Cheer them on! They're there hoping you'll have a good time and enjoy the show. Blush if you must, but look them in the eye and smile. It's all for fun.

 

[altlover85]

I smiled a little bit, but it was a lot easier to get into it when they weren't so close to me.

 

[Sammuel]

Actually I do not know how the strippers take it in Toronto but by experience, I worked as a stripper in Montreal for maybe a year and I have just taken a break since may, we know you are there to watch us and even though you might be sitting in the front, you are here for the same reason as the person sitting in the back. The only thing is sometimes we believe that the person who are sitting in the front are more looking at us as a piece of meat more then as a person, but that is our job, so we don't really mind. So do not worry if you felt out of place sitting in front, we know that it is not because you are sitting in the front that you are worst then other clients, it mostly depends on the way you look at us and on the way you look all together.

 

[G-Lexington]

Oh, yeah, I know the feeling. I trained myself not to look at guys early on, especially if I was close to them. Being buried in the crowd made me feel I could "get away with it", but not so much in the front row. In addition, being up front makes me feel part of the show, since many patrons will now see my reactions to the stripper.

I'm a lot less self-conscious now...unless I find the stripper unattractive, or his performance lame. When that happens (and sadly, it's more often than you'd expect), i just find something I DO like ("he's got a nice smile") or find something to mull over ("Did he get that tattoo before or after he started stripping? Does he even like this song?"), and fixate on that until he's done.

Lex

 

[Kester]

I've never been to a gay or male strip joint.

But when I was in Bangkok a few years ago myself and a few other people who I met decided to go down to a few bars for one last big night out before we all split and went out seperate ways.

We ended up on Pat Pong Road where all the seedy strip bars are. Sitting in one of the bars, having a drink while watching a girl shoot ping pong balls out of her girl parts while others stripped off was really really awkward.

After that experience I don't think being in a 'regular' strip club would faze me in the slightest.

 

[Jayden]

Awkward dancing there. Or sitting down having a drink?

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

I've always loved strip joints, but I'm a freak that way.

I've been to several (with women) before and after coming out. The body contact you get during a lapdance is tons of fun. I like how a female stripper can massage you with their boobs. They also generally smell really nice (the places I've been to, at least).

About half of the gay bars I've gone to have go-go boys. I don't care as much for lapdances from guys, but I love that when dealing with male dancers, your hands are (usually) free to roam wherever they like to. So slipping them a quick tip is a lot more fun when they're standing on the bar above you. Grabbing up on a go-go boy's backside is always great. I just hate when they try to talk to me and flirt. It's like, "Hello, I know you're only here for the money. Don't ask me my name, I'm not in love with you. Just stand there and look cute."

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[Hot White Trash]

I thought this was going to be about being gay in a straight strip joint - now that is awkward. Women can sense when you are not into them.

 

[BostonPirate]

when I was in DC I went into a srtip joint there... full nudity.

one of the strippers stirred my drink with his cock. I stuck a one in his sock and ordered another drink.... lol

 

[Audio Tech]

I went to a strip club with a few straight friends years ago. It was fun, the girls were very good looking, and smelled nice.

Fortunately I do appreciate a good looking girl, so I don't feel weird at all.

 

[altlover85]

I was actually talking more about gay strip clubs. I'm sorry I didn't clarify earlier.

 

[youngnihilist]

I love strippers but there are no real male strippers where I am. Just gogo boys and most aren't cute. Oh well. It'd be nice if they actually had full nudity and gave lapdances rather than take dollar tips for a quick pat on the dick.

 

[Nomenclature]

one of the strippers stirred my drink with his cock.

LMFAO!!!!!!!


I would fucking lol if someone did that to my drink; that doesn't sound sexy at all.

 

[bankside]

when I was in DC I went into a srtip joint there... full nudity.

one of the strippers stirred my drink with his cock. I stuck a one in his sock and ordered another drink.... lol

Was it a shooter? You could have shot it and then gargled out the words "Okay now stir it again."


Stripper cock: The new swizzle stick!

 

[unloadonme]

I'll let you know in the unlikely event that I ever visit such an establishment.

 

[bankside]

i once felt awkward at a strip club. i though that was a pretty strange stage name.

 

[BostonPirate]

LMFAO!!!!!!!


I would fucking lol if someone did that to my drink; that doesn't sound sexy at all.

it was funny.... we all had a laugh. I assumed it was his gimmick and had fun.

Was it a shooter? You could have shot it and then gargled out the words "Okay now stir it again."


Stripper cock: The new swizzle stick!

actually it was a screwdriver... OOOH the citric acid!!!

 

[CowboyBob]

The only feeling I have when going to a male strip club is the stirring in my pants. Having nekkid muscleboys gyrating over me does that.

 

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