Has anyone here had sex with Santa?

[RationalLunacy]

I have! No, really!!

Back in 1981, I picked up a Salvation Army Santa at his kettle and we did it in his car.

Those were the days.....

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I have.

Santa was incognito at the Thermos sauna (Amsterdam).
I hope I fucked him raw.

 

[RationalLunacy]

"I saw RL fucking Santa Clause,
In an Amish buggy west of Maine..."

Actually, it was west of Maine.

It happened in Chicago.

 

[josher]

Back in the 1970s, a very cute friend of mine played Santa at a Christmas party I went to.

So, yes.

 

[NedNickerson]

I have! No, really!!

Back in 1981, I picked up a Salvation Army Santa at his kettle and we did it in his car.

Those were the days.....

So, c'mon, 'fess up - was it the fur or the shiny black boots that caught your eye?

Or did you just want to ring his bell?

 

[Lawnmowerman]

Well, my guy has to wear a Santa hat for work, and I've fucked him 4 times in the past 24 hours, so I guess the answer is "yes".

And he DOES have black boots, he just wasn't wearing them at the time......

 

[irish1]

I'd rather play with his elves.

 

[bigwhiskers65]

a buddy of mine dresses up as santa every xmas .
for kids and such ... he has the real beard but he isnt chubby, he just stuffs his uniform amongst other things heh.. and yep ive had hot sex with him

 

[RationalLunacy]

So, c'mon, 'fess up - was it the fur or the shiny black boots that caught your eye?

Or did you just want to ring his bell?

Dude! Do you really have to ask??

It was the shiny black boots, of course!

 

[Ekim23]

A couple of times yeah... It sucked hardcore ahahha

 

[1gayguy]

Sorry < I got tired of waiting for him to cum. I didn't have 364 days to wait for him to cum again.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Sorry < I got tired of waiting for him to cum. I didn't have 364 days to wait for him to cum again.

You'd make an awful Vulcan. Pon Farr and all that.

 

[ChickenGuy]

I'd rather play with his elves.

Bloody hell!



Who needs Santa if you've got guys like this!

Dammit, Santa! I've been a good boy! I deserve a reward! I want this lot left under my tree tonight!!!!

 

[Spiff]

I wonder if he is willing to make a deal with me tonight. I give him milk and cookies and he gives me... um.

 

[Ekim23]

OMG! You??? lol

yeah Me...

btw Merry Christmas to y'all ... Mine is already over...

 

[geloge]

I have seen in another thread someone has received a car for Christmas