james1200
Professional Hoodrat
Now I'm all confused...I thought Fag Hags were sacred in the Gay community?
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http://www.puffta.co.uk/members/definegirlfriend.php
Pufftas of the world unite to defeat the phenomenon which is the over-egotistical fag-hag – a plague that’s been sweeping the nation ever since Sex and the City.
We have had enough! No more fake compliments, fake interest in our lives, fake boobs and fake friendships. Do you actually think we need your endorsement of every activity we involve ourselves in? We know we’re fabulous; we love our own outfit and our amazing good looks go without saying, so don’t say it.
Charmed as we are that you wish to assist us with applying our fake-tan, we don’t actually want anyone, let alone a screechy female, see us in the most awkward position, naked, trying not to touch anything as we dry ourselves avoiding sitting on that oh-so-expensive linen bed throw you bought us because “it was simply so me!”
Ok so you are good company in a bar. But if we’re in a bar, we’re most probably drunk and distracted by buff guys and if you’re only tolerable whilst we’re intoxicated, why do you insist on mind-numbingly boring coffee sessions in which we can pretend to be interested in your disgustingly heterosexual relations with a man who can’t look after himself, perform properly in bed or make you as happy as you want. As much as we do care, we don’t.
I’m probably taking this too far but I’m just fed up of being nannied by a mother figure. I hate being talked down to and the trap that most of our hags have fallen into is one of giving patronising advice and making us into their accessory. We know gay men are great; we sleep with them all the time, but please, give us some space. We do love you, almost as much as you think we do, but stop acting as if you know that. We did dressing up in mummy’s clothes a long time ago so we don’t need to be your plaything anymore.
As queers, any compliment will win us over but to be honest we knew we were wearing “the most gorgeous shoes” and “most amazing eye-liner” before you even opened your trap.
Despite all this, we can’t be the best gay guys ever all the time, we sometimes need a break from being the hottest puffta hunk and when we do, please don’t try to do our hair, nails and give us skincare advice because this bitch bites. It’s hard work being a fag and as much as the hag has its place, sometimes they should consider a break from being our guardians. Too much of a good thing is never healthy.
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http://www.puffta.co.uk/members/definegirlfriend.php
Pufftas of the world unite to defeat the phenomenon which is the over-egotistical fag-hag – a plague that’s been sweeping the nation ever since Sex and the City.
We have had enough! No more fake compliments, fake interest in our lives, fake boobs and fake friendships. Do you actually think we need your endorsement of every activity we involve ourselves in? We know we’re fabulous; we love our own outfit and our amazing good looks go without saying, so don’t say it.
Charmed as we are that you wish to assist us with applying our fake-tan, we don’t actually want anyone, let alone a screechy female, see us in the most awkward position, naked, trying not to touch anything as we dry ourselves avoiding sitting on that oh-so-expensive linen bed throw you bought us because “it was simply so me!”
Ok so you are good company in a bar. But if we’re in a bar, we’re most probably drunk and distracted by buff guys and if you’re only tolerable whilst we’re intoxicated, why do you insist on mind-numbingly boring coffee sessions in which we can pretend to be interested in your disgustingly heterosexual relations with a man who can’t look after himself, perform properly in bed or make you as happy as you want. As much as we do care, we don’t.
I’m probably taking this too far but I’m just fed up of being nannied by a mother figure. I hate being talked down to and the trap that most of our hags have fallen into is one of giving patronising advice and making us into their accessory. We know gay men are great; we sleep with them all the time, but please, give us some space. We do love you, almost as much as you think we do, but stop acting as if you know that. We did dressing up in mummy’s clothes a long time ago so we don’t need to be your plaything anymore.
As queers, any compliment will win us over but to be honest we knew we were wearing “the most gorgeous shoes” and “most amazing eye-liner” before you even opened your trap.
Despite all this, we can’t be the best gay guys ever all the time, we sometimes need a break from being the hottest puffta hunk and when we do, please don’t try to do our hair, nails and give us skincare advice because this bitch bites. It’s hard work being a fag and as much as the hag has its place, sometimes they should consider a break from being our guardians. Too much of a good thing is never healthy.
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