If I knew they were coming, I'd wear a loincloth, fake beard and a crown of thorns.
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To answer the question, no, and I don't think I'd want to.....
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If I knew they were coming, I'd wear a loincloth, fake beard and a crown of thorns.

not yet.![]()
But he's a cartoon!I'm willing to try it if Mr. Opportunity comes a'knocking.
Not really naked, but with a towel dropping lower and lower.
Suddenly they were in a hurry.
And signed a few packets in bathrobes![]()







Always do that, but I hide behind the door. Once my neighbor was at the door and he actually got offended and asked me to go wear something and I was offended by his statement and came out from behind the door, to find him shutting his eyes and running in his own apartment.
That happens when some one provokes me, I am not shy of changing infront of straight friends, I usually tell them to close their eyes or they will feel inferior if they see my dick.
Aren't you hip?Yes, I have three times. One was a pre-arranged sexual encounter so that was almost a given.
Another time was a good friend who is gay, it was totally unexpected for him but he got hard from it and it did turn into a little oral sex.
The third time was someone who had been here once on business and was returning to finish up the business. I suspected he might be gay but I did not know for sure, as I barely knew him at all. But I did it, I waited excitedly, totally naked for him to arrive. When the doorbell finally rang I let him in and said, "sorry I'm naked," and he said, "Oh I'm used to it, my uncle's a nudist." But we completed the signing of the papers with me still naked. He made no other remarks so I assumed he wasn't interested and put some shorts on. He asked for a tour of the house and I gave him a tour. In the bathroom he admired the shower tile and I went in and he went in, ostensibly to look, but we were standing very close together and just started kissing. Then we both stripped naked and had sex. Afterwards he told me, "as soon as I saw you naked when I first walked in, I said to myself, "I'm gonna fuck that boy." (Although it turned out he did not actually fuck me.) He was gay and told me a little about his escapades in Europe. I never saw him again after that night though.
So in all 3 cases, I knew who was coming, and either knew or suspected the person coming was gay. Two of the 3 times though my nakedness was a total surprise to them. All 3 times it did turn into sex.
Such hot experiences u have!
u r so lucky Only for Jehovah's Witnesses.
Ha! ha! I actually did that once! It was a mild Christmas morning, and I had just gotten out of the shower. Front door was open with screen door in place. I saw then walking up the driveway and figured this would be the best way get rid of them. The look on their eyes was priceless! Said maybe 3 words and left.![]()
Like the title asks, have you ever answered the door naked? I personally haven't, but I want to.![]()
