Have you ever been in jail?

[TheLoveableLoner]

What your black ass is doing at a Republican convention for?

Protesting. What else?

 

[daddyfaux]

Nope, but my boyfriend is in jail for a 3 month sentence.

It's been....difficult.

 

[eastofeden]

Yup....

I crashed into a house...on purpose..three times...

I was trying to knock it down but my car got stuck in the iron gates across the street when I was trying to give it another go and then I heard the sirens and they had to chase me to arrest me...I gave them a run for it....

I have since taken care of the problem I had...haven't had a drink in over 30 years... and never entered into another relationship with anyone who lies to me.

 

[eastofeden]

Double Post

 

[Cormac135]

Thankfully not.

 

[jbrown329]

Yup....

I crashed into a house...on purpose..three times...

I was trying to knock it down but my car got stuck in the iron gates across the street when I was trying to give it another go and then I heard the sirens and they had to chase me to arrest me...I gave them a run for it....

I have since taken care of the problem I had...haven't had a drink in over 30 years... and never entered into another relationship with anyone who lies to me.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. I can hear it now, One Adam 12, One Adam 12.

 

[dereperez]

Nuh uh. I've been a good boy.

I don't think I'd do too well in the slammer...

 

[eastofeden]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. I can hear it now, One Adam 12, One Adam 12.

That was afterward....

I wasn't an "easy" detainee...

They had to take my cell mate out of my cell because I was telling at them to get him the fuck out of here or I was gonna put his head through the bars. I gave him a chance to STFU before I resorted to violence. When I tell you to leave me the fuck alone...it is wise to listen to me....

...and then they gave me two bologna sandwiches on white bread...I don't eat bologna or white bread...even back then....so I yelled at them from my cell again to get it the fuck out of my cell because it stunk..and when they didn't...I started tearing it apart in pieces and throwing in outside the bars on the floor in a tiny little pieces....

They were glad to get me out of there

Nuh uh. I've been a good boy.

I don't think I'd do too well in the slammer...

Just call me up...I will protect you

 

[Draven]

I was arrested once back in the Mesozoic era for curfew violation. I got printed, and a "stern talking to" and had to call my folks to explain what had happened.

 

[lbndlbnd]

I've been in jail after being arrested. Once, I was doing a burn out to impress a girl, and the cop arrested me for exhibition of speed and reckless driving, probably because I was an arrogant teen in a Porsche. When he took me to jail, I had to wait for a couple of hours to appear before a magistrate, and there were no charges filed. He said that he hoped I had learned my lesson, and that the impound fees to get the car back were punishment enough, and he let me go with a warning. Another time, I was in jail for a couple of hours because I was stopped on my motorcycle and didn't have my license with me, and had to wait until they could prove I was who I said, and had my motorcycle endorsement before I was let go with a warning. The longest time was over a weekend where the courts were closed and I was defending myself from someone who punched me in a bar, but no charges were filed as it was self defense and I was let go after the initial appearance. So, never convicted of anything, but detained in jail.

 

[Nitetime]

Yes, but I was ROR'ed without bail within 30 minutes once the arresting cop found out I was the son of a retired county lieutenant. Just as well. I didn't hurt anyone so there was no reason for me to be locked up.