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Have you ever caught your dick in a zipper?

cgymike

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I was on Facebook the other day and a friend of mine revealed the fact he had "injured" his member in a snafu with a zipper. I have heard of this and it is obviously embarrassing and painful but I have been lucky to have escaped this personal tragedy. Oh, I've had a few close encounters but how the heck do you actually injure yourself with a zipper? :confused:

Because the moment you snag you would stop anyway...
In the movie "Something About Mary" this was dramatized and emergency services were summoned...:eek:
Discuss!
 
Yes.

And now I just wear those underwear backwards.
 
Yes, I was about 15 years old, rushing around, getting dressed. I came running down the stairs, zipping up my pants at the same time when it happened. Hurt like hell and was tender for a couple of days.
 
Yes, once when I was about 12 or 13.
For the longest time, I only wore jeans with a button up fly LOL
 
Unless you're a 34w that wearing a 44w pant, I SERIOUSLY doubt it. :lol:
 
Yes...and I spent the whole night in the emergency room waiting for the doctor to get it off. I think I was the joke that night because I had a parade of people coming into my room to examine me....at the end I was going to start laughing and it hurt when I laughed because I didn't want to move at all. I got it stuck pretty tight.

It only took the doctor a few minutes once he gave me a pain shot.
 
Kabluey said:
^ and that's why you're circumcised
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*typical 90s dancehall music voice* LORDA MERCY!!! :dead: i've been lucky to never have it happen to me. sorry to all you guys that have been unfortunate. :cry: (*8*)
 
No that has never happened to me, and i hope it never does.
 
When I was 10 it hurt and worse than that my mom came in and I was cursing but did not tell her what happened so she slapped me. Uncut and proud here. Never understand why very religious people think that God is wonderful but made a mistake with foreskin! Sick
 
Never have. It's one of the advantages of briefs over boxers or commando.
 
haha. in highschool in the locker room after gym class and as my buddies and I were talking and changing, one guy got his caught in the zipper. It was so funny for us, but not for him! we just kinda watched him in agony for a few seconds, then he was free. poor guy. :)
 
not a zipper no, it got slammed in a car door once tho...
 
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