Have you ever fought a Gay?

[kallipolis]

I have.

Besides weight training since eighteen, I am also a practitioner, and master of Wing chun a self defence style developed by a Buddhist nun to protect her from assaults by men. It is a soft form of Kung fu working on small, or economic movements that imposes the maximum force, with great speed on an opponent.

I have never had to confront faggot style drama but have separated warring rent boys who were fighting over a girl at a gay bar. One managed to floor the other and begin kicking him in the head with blood flying everywhere.

I used my knuckles on the right arm of the assailant and he rapidly withdrew permitting me to escort the victim to the restroom and dress his wounds.

I met the victim a few days later (a real beauty) and asked him how he was. He replied that he, and his pal had been taking pills that had altered their state of perception.

Death, or serious injury was hovering nearby.

The stupidity of youth.

 

[HunterM]

Yes, with glitter and pompoms

 

[kallipolis]

Yes, with glitter and pompoms

Used in the correct fashion they can be a very effective weapon. No kidding

 

[kallipolis]

Buddhist Nun Kung-fu? Fucking awesome. You are a saint for actually using it to help others. It may be the devil inside me but I enjoy watching guys beat the glitter out of each other. Too many years of watching UFC.

Violence is my last option knowing just one strike in the correct place will be sufficient for an opponent to withdraw from any confrontation with me.

I am a peaceful man and totally non violent only using my skills when no other option is available.

There are other stories, for another day................

 

[HunterM]

Used in the correct fashion they can be a very effective weapon. No kidding

Seriously??? I have so much to learn.

 

[HunterM]

^ or tickle them to death with pompoms

 

[kallipolis]

Seriously??? I have so much to learn.

When you are faced with a difficult set of circumstances anything you carry can be utilised as a defence weapon. For instance your house keys can be used very effectively to cut an opponent encouraging him to stop his assault.

Your shoes can be rapidly removed and turned into a weapon with the shoe heel acting as your hammer, with the sole as your handle. Rapid, and repeating strikes on your opponent's face can effectively force him to withdraw.

Your knee used against the crutch of your opponent is also a very effective tool grasping the back of your opponent's neck and pulling him towards you with great force while raising your knee to strike his genitals. Very painful for your opponent.

Violence should be a last resort - always - using words to calm a difficult situation.

I have walked out of gay bars when the atmosphere became too difficult.

The ego is best kept under control.

 

[kallipolis]

^
I would imagine you could blow the glitter in their eyes and then go under with an uppercut with the pompom. If you are lucky enough to knock them down then repeatedly bashing their skull with the pompoms might also help you win. In the end you will have a glittery bloody pulp of a gay boy on the floor.

Pom poms, and glitter might well be much more effective when being used as diversion to enable me to deliver my disabling strike.

 

[kallipolis]

Is that the strike that makes someone shit their pants in paralysis? If so I would like to learn the ways of soft-core-kung-fu.

That depends where I strike them.

Normally I would deliver a blow to their effective arm rendering them unable to use that arm for offensive tactics. I can as effectively deliver a blow to their legs should they elect to begin kicking.

One blow from me stops the contest.

In sparring sessions with my gym partners we treat each with the greatest respect and avoid contact with the body unless we are wearing protective padding when we can strike at will.

A blow to the stomach can induce vomiting.

 

[PolterGUYst]

I assume you're sober right now, and you still sound like a jackass. If you can't control yourself when you're drunk, then stick to chugging wine coolers alone in your basement.

 

[refujiunderground]

not at all. 99% of the time, i get all nervous and vunerable around other gay guys out of fear so the situation isn't even like that. even though, i'll admit... back about 5 or 6 years ago when i was deep in the closet, there were some arrogant bitchmade diva like gay guys (two of them) at my job that i wanted to punch in the face because they came at me with an attitude. they must have come from the rich side of town because they was acting like they shitted gold or something. i didn't do shit to them but they were coming at me wrong like i did something to them. for real like if you don't like me, that's fine but don't go about disrespecting me where i have to hold myself back from going off on you.

 

[kallipolis]

kall,

What is the best tip you could give everyone about how to instantly stop a queen from coming at you?

Avoid eye contact and appear to be engrossed in conversation with an acquaintance ensuring that you do not look in the direction of the trouble maker.

Discretion is always the better part of valour.

I avoid scenes, even leaving a bar should matters get out of hand.

 

[cockbrain]

Once I went out in a sexy trunk style tight bathing suit, which highlighted my ass and package to the point of irresistibility, and this skinny slimeball decided to pants me.

He latched onto my suit and pulled them down in one fast motion exposing me for all I've got.

His mistake was that he was stunned at my beauty and his head was down near my crotch. So I grabbed him by the ears and kneed him in the face. There was blood immediately pouring from his nose. He was very sorry, I would think. I decided to leave and not stay for fear of police involvement.


I hated to do that and I thought that if it had been a cute boy things would have been different.

Hats of to Kallipolis...I'd love to go out with you sometime.

 

[PolterGUYst]

Were you that gay boy I punched in the forehead? Sorry about that but if you see someone relaxing at a bar having a drink and they glance over at your boyfriend for a millisecond it doesn't mean I like him or want to talk to him. Remember that next time you go up to someone with unwarranted accusations.

Ha, and you expect me to believe that? Your posts have been nothing but insulting and condescending so far. If this is what you say when sober, I can only imagine the filth that spews out of your mouth when drunk. Those "queens" most likely had every right to tell you off, and you respond by turning it into a brawl. Grow the hell up. Starting bar fights doesn't make you manly; it just makes you pathetic.

 

[LilBit]

MH, darlin', I get the impression that you don't like gay men very much.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

nope
but internet 2 doin good job killin da new word gay
ans da lands of um makein great times ahead fa um not

* lucky folk world ova got back up plan *

ha

 

[Saybrooke]

No, lol only with straights

 

[rareboy]

I would say that some people should never drink.

They become hostile, aggressive and abusive drunks.

If one finds that the only time they are using their fists is after they've had a few, it might be good to get some help with anger management.

 

[ravenstar]

If the OP is a true story I'd suggest more than anger management therapy but I doubt any of it is true.

 

[Enduster]

If the OP is a true story I'd suggest more than anger management therapy but I doubt any of it is true.

Agreed.

Nothing is more annoying than an angry drunk, gay or otherwise.