RationalLunacy
Meeeoooowwww!! Pffffft!!!
Before fucking someone, ask them what they ate for dinner.
If the answer is "beans" then do not fuck them.
If the answer is "beans" then do not fuck them.
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GROSSSSS!
I consider flatulence grounds for immediate dismissal. I don't care how comfortable you are with someone in a relationship, it's just wrong.
Talkintotherain how DARE you spill my beans like that? I individually plucked every hair from my meat locker to be sure it was pleasing to your eye as well as your high yellow dick and nigga THIS is how you repay me?
Don't expect such an easy journey down my Hershey Highway next time, I'm gonna make sure my bush is my bush is so extravagant that you're gonna need a flashlight and machete just to find your way to the entrance.
Oh and, not that you care or anything, but it's a boy. I'm going to name him Deadbeatdaddy jr.
Fab, you know some guys can't keep a secret, at least he didn't say your name....but you did!![]()
shit happened for me once... its worse... trust...
Talkintotherain how DARE you spill my beans like that? I individually plucked every hair from my meat locker to be sure it was pleasing to your eye as well as your high yellow dick and nigga THIS is how you repay me?
Don't expect such an easy journey down my Hershey Highway next time, I'm gonna make sure my bush is my bush is so extravagant that you're gonna need a flashlight and machete just to find your way to the entrance.
Oh and, not that you care or anything, but it's a boy. I'm going to name him Deadbeatdaddy jr.
This happened to me once... I was going to see this very well hung guy so i took good care of myself, douched, showered, lubed and stretched my hole before... I was *sure* to be clean down there... and then I met him, we made out bla bla he got into me very slow... when he was all in me he starded to go faster and faster until he was fucking me soo hard.. When the little pain got away and I was loving it ... TRAC something happened((
Anyway he was comprehensive, we showered and after that he fucked me again... but the moment was broken
SHIT! it is the right comment...
ps: I guess it was his cock that got at a point where it moved what should not have been moved and...
You talking a lot of crap little girl. You're on thin ice...
aw poor guy... i was the top in my situation... shitcicle coems to mind
