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I wish I could marry a gay police officer. I would take care of my man everyday -- in more ways than one.
Was hanging out with my friends at a lesbian bar and this hot dude pulled me aside and asked if I wanted to dance. I said, "Ok, sure." and he said "Cool. And to be fair to you, I want you to know I'm a police officer. Just letting you know so you and your friends don't talk about anything unlawful in front of me, cuz I would be forced to react like a police officer."
I was slightly taken aback because 1.) it was an odd preface to a dance, and 2.) I found it incredibly hot that he was a policeman and all sorts of deliciously deviant scenarios played thru my mind.
Anyway, he guided me to the dance floor and we danced.
And all my fantasies of frisking and handcuffs died right there on the dance floor because he was literally the most horrible, seizure-like, shockingly off-rhythm person I've ever seen and that sorta killed it for me, that he had no concept of his bodily movement or control.
There's nothing wrong with not being able to dance. Sometimes bad dancers/dancing is cute. But this guy was impossibly painful to watch and it killed all his sexiness completely...
So, no, I've never been with a police officer.
But, almost.
My FWB is a cop, we started fooling around back in high school, i think around 10th grade, now 25 yrs old and we still mess around, not as much as we used to though, now that he's a cop he's a bit paranoid, never used the cuffs or done any roleplaying or anything like that, and neither one of us are out so we have to keep things on the DL
id like to go back to when i was 12 yrs old.. i want a police office to knock on my door n tell me my music is too loud and ill answer the door in my tightie whities, let him in and let him throw me on the bed and take his big boy cock up my little boy ass
Jealous. Wish I had or could in my case.





