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So today, Ben our roofer came by to make plans to do another section of cedar shakes on the east side of the house this time.
It has been made extremely urgent because of the black sqrbl that chewed multiple holes through the fascia and the ice damming (damning?) this winter.
He is such a DILF. About 20 years younger and such a perfect snack I stood there while we were talking and wondered if I just pretended to fall on me knees, accidentally lowering the zipper on his fly if I might just get away with a porn flick fantasy.
Over the years, there have been a few contractors who made me want to scream 'take my money because you are so fucking hot and I don't care about the quality of the actual work you do'.
Anyone else have this happen?
It has been made extremely urgent because of the black sqrbl that chewed multiple holes through the fascia and the ice damming (damning?) this winter.
He is such a DILF. About 20 years younger and such a perfect snack I stood there while we were talking and wondered if I just pretended to fall on me knees, accidentally lowering the zipper on his fly if I might just get away with a porn flick fantasy.
Over the years, there have been a few contractors who made me want to scream 'take my money because you are so fucking hot and I don't care about the quality of the actual work you do'.
Anyone else have this happen?

