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Have you ever sucked a banana?

RonR18

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I LOVE bananas for some reason, and I eat 2 of them every day. (!)(!)
(That's 730 bananas a year, so I hope the peels don't absorb too much pesticide. :eek:) The surprising fact is that I suck at least one of them every day before eating it, pretending that it's an erect, curved penis. I have no idea why I have such an all-consuming compulsion to perform a simulated sex act on a banana, butt it's just something I feel the need to do. Maybe it's a form of OCD, or, since "practice makes perfect," I just want to become a better dick sucker. What do you think?

And what about you... have you ever sucked a banana?
 
I have a love/hate relationship with bananas. I love their taste. I love to mash them and mix with oatmeal and walnuts (tastes like warm banana nut bread in a bowl). But I hate their mess; the stringy stuff, and the banana peels which quickly smell up an area unless you dispose of it outside. I hate also how they ripen too quickly after a certain point.
 
M10000 said:
My stupid Science teacher of a dad told me that you can get high off of frying banana skins. He wasnt telling me as to inform his child of a drug that he could do. He mentioned it one day.


I went to a new high school and I had a t shirt made that said "smoke friend bananas". I was trying to be cool. I just got laughed at.


Would it be fair to say that most humans who suck cock have probably sucked a banana, even if it was just one or two time licks/sucks. It seems like an obvious thing for cocksuckers to try. That and popsicles.
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Check out Donovan's "Mellow Yellow." That was a piece of folk-wisdom floating around the 60'-70's. Real bull shit.
 
Yes I have before I actually got the privilege of sucking my first cock I did give head to bananas
 
I've treated any penis sized/shaped object the same way since I was 8. Suck, suck, suck. Now that I'm an adult, it's suck, suck, suck, when appropriate. ;)
 
here you go...................hey - somebody had to do it .


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RonR18 said:
I LOVE bananas for some reason, and I eat 2 of them every day. (!)(!)
(That's 730 bananas a year, so I hope the peels don't absorb too much pesticide. :eek:) The surprising fact is that I suck at least one of them every day before eating it, pretending that it's an erect, curved penis. I have no idea why I have such an all-consuming compulsion to perform a simulated sex act on a banana, butt it's just something I feel the need to do. Maybe it's a form of OCD, or, since "practice makes perfect," I just want to become a better dick sucker. What do you think?

And what about you... have you ever sucked a banana?
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Tell ya' what Ron...Let's take turns on a banana...I think it would be a lot of fun to share one with you...:D


BINOWGAYLATER said:
doesn't everyone?

I made two of 'em cum last week.

Yeah, I'm that good.
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Kester said:
Nup, I don't like bananas.

But I have sucked a lot of dick..... lol
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BINOW and Kester...Two guys whom I love and adore and think like me....:D
 
Haha, I actually have tried. XD About two times or so, just mainly for fun and laughs. Not to others, for myself...just thought I'd correct that.
 
Spiff said:
I hate also how they ripen too quickly after a certain point.
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When plants are injured (like a banana being torn from the bunch, they release growth hormones to repair the damage. This also hastens growth. Hence the cliche "one bad apple spoils the barrel" is true. One injured apple can call all surrounding apples to grow too fast

Takeway is to buy less bananas at a time?

:-)
 
Only straight bananas. Married with banana seedlings. Hotz.
 
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